another fatal list leak (6 dead, 47 injured)

Help, I love this so much.

you WILL agree that Cartman is asexual :)

You're not allowed to disagree :3

South park

Angry potatoes 🥔🥔🥔

My three SP character kins.

types of boys (planets)

Earth: v-neck tshirts, beaten up converse, has lots of friends but not close to majority/any of them, easily distracted (especially in math class), never posts on his social media, has a perfect smile, always has tic-tacs on hand, laughter that you can hear from down the hall

Jupiter: was a percy jackson nerd and the phase turned into an obsession with mythology, tends to take on everyone’s problems, all-over pattern shirts, wears socks with holes in them, fits of giggling, eats the fun dip stick and throws out the dip

Mars: on a debate team, tends to get into pointless fights, wears tons of deodorant because he’s constantly hot, socks and sandals, never has pants on??, finger guns, super touchy and cuddly with friends, says “no homo” even though he likes guys

Mercury: really good at singing, unintentionally screams when he talks, friendly punches on the shoulder, uses tons of ketchup, throws trash into the trash can from across the room, ripped or acid-washed jeans, headbangs until his head hurts, always itchy

Neptune: scars from oddly specific situations, comes off as uninterested but he’s just shy, has seen and done the weirdest shit, skater outfits, mac n cheese, makes other people ask to pet their dog for him, phone is permanently on silent and do not disturb

Pluto: organizes everything until it’s the opposite of effective, sayings that have no origin and no one understands, denim jackets with millions of pins and patches, cool ranch doritos, has lots of weird talents, totally a science nerd

Saturn: great at jumping rope even though its useless, Will Boop Your Nose, isn’t texting you because he’s binge watching something, doesn’t give a flying fuck about politics, fruit loops, keeps his favorite stuffed animal from childhood

Uranus: c o n s t a n t l y making dirty jokes, always has to use the bathroom, everyone thinks he’s flirting with them (he isn’t), listens to every genre of music, wears whatever isn’t dirty, most likely still eats dinosaur chicken nuggets

Venus: likes to wear makeup, favorite color is something pastel, soft blankets, cupcakes, pink hoodies, wears oversized clothes but is actually super muscular, will beat the living shit out of you if you insult his friend(s)

Neptune and a lil’ bit of Pluto.

tried mimicking the comics artstyle ☠️

I'm a little late to the party, but thank you for all of these posts. As someone who hardcore relates with Dirk (and Jane to a certain degree), the epilogues were highly disappointing and seeing people hate on anyone who didn't enjoy them or was a Dirk fan was even worse. Like, come on, after all that had taken place in HS, it should be obvious that the epilogues hardly constitute as canon and are just an awful twist on the characters. Excuses like, “well, they’re older now,” to justify their changes are oversimplifications and an insult to them. Not to mention how some of the tags and Rose's beginning dialogues on canon basically confirm this. The epilogues are just a mess and I take them with a grain of salt.

I’m a simple man

I see a robot, I kiss them

stupid loser robot has no friends because they all DIE

stupid loser robot has no brother because he DIED

stupid loser robot has no girlfriend because she DIED

I'm just going to loosely quote a few points you've made and argue against them for the heck of it:

"Men are logical beings/ruled by logic."

Is mainly ruled by his own primal thoughts on human behavior. Calls women being anything but submissive "unnatural," is the first to be on his computer to be giving his opinions on supposed male superiority and intelligence; very natural. Most of our functions today are unnatural. Trying to think too hard of our places in life isn't very animalistic either. Which one is it?

"Women are kids."

Yet you also mention women maturing faster than men. Implying that there is no difference in women and children, would that mean you'd just as easily come on to a prepubescent female child? If no, then women are not "kids." If yes, you're likely a pedophile who needs help in differentiating the two. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but you make it sound this way.

You mention your own background as a child raised by a single mother. Your background implies your own resentment manifesting itself in these anti-women sentiments. In other words: you're clearly projecting from your own childhood and should probably get help, as it has skewed your perception of the world tremendously. Whatever your mother may have done doesn't speak for all women, just like you don't speak for all men.

People with similar attitudes to yours also like to go as far as to call white men more intelligent and superior to black men. Would you be willing to concede to a white man with that being said? I mean, just applying the same logic here: a woman couldn't possibly win an argument with any man, being less intelligent than them. Just as a black man couldn't hold a candle to a white man in intelligence. He should also be willing to submit to his intellectually superior counterparts. Would you be willing to do the same? Would you be willing to admit being of lesser intelligence to all the white men around you? Keep your mouth shut around them, obey their superiority over you? They enslaved you for hundreds of years, they asserted their dominance over you, does that not mean they are naturally superior as you suggest men are to women? It worked in the past, after all.

If you aren't willing to lessen/compromise your rights or place in life to those supposedly considered superior to you, why should women do the same for you?

There's your repeated mention of sex dolls, too. You can't wait for them, is that natural, also? Wanting to screw dolls so badly, like a sad and pathetic guy who can't get much else? Are you sure it isn't because you can't get women who agree with your sad views and are trying to cover up your eagerness to have sex dolls as "punishing" women who rightfully don't want you? In reality, you're the one who can't "get some" and so you feel the desperate need for sex dolls to become a widespread thing already. You can't wait for a replacement for women to fill that void, can you?

And you're so far in denial, you think women are going to feel punished for guys like you leaving them alone when, really, they can do much better and they are choosing the other guys, not you. You're more willing to call women emotional and irrational beings than admit you're the one who has been the irrational one all along. Is that is why you're so upset about women; for not agreeing with and submitting to the miserable likes of you?

All this is very "logical" of you indeed.

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty. 

at first I didn’t know why I had this saved

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WOW.

hagio moto

ikeda riyoko