UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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tomthefanboy

Shoutout to @grimreapersprint​ for actually exploring/explaining each of these in our discord! Here are her findings:

  • Forest Synth - Legit 
  • Dirtstep - technically yes, and it sounds exactly like what you would expect 
  • Grassgaze - I found one song and it’s strangely ominous 
  • Leprechrust - No, which honestly surprises me 
  • Flowerviolence - real and sounds like crap 
  • Shroom N’ Bass- This is just Hardbass with extra steps 
  • Mushroom House - Legit 
  • Moss Rock - sounds kind of like older bluegrass listened to from a distant cavern except extremely loud 
  • Shiny Rock - Sounds like if you gave a Nirvana cover band a fistful of molly and shrooms 
  • Garden Core - Sufjan Stevens on a near-lethal dose of Xanax 
  • Cavern Core - Sounds like cookie monster started a garage band in an abandoned aircraft hanger 
  • Treewave - The one song I found sounds like getting a severe concussion in the middle of a house track 
  • Birdsong - gentle chirping backed by a hurdy-gurdy the size of a volkswagen beetle 
  • Whistle Choir - Unable to disambiguate 
  • Subterranean Folk - yes if you count underground folk, which absolutely sounds like gnome music 
  • Dark Underground - this sounds what executive dysfunction feels like 
  • Deep Underground - Hardbass with fewer steps OR chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup and then trying to pull off a jazz drum solo while someone plays a keytar in the background 
  • Darkdeep - No 
  • Earth Metal - Just because you CAN daisy-chain three distortion pedals together doesn’t mean that you SHOULD. 
  • Star Metal - This is actually kind of a complicated subject and beyond the scope of this review 
  • Rootbop - no, which is a shame 
  • Meadowpunk - found one song about bitching about condos 
  • Solarpunk - Noting the above exception, most “-punk” musics are different genres with songs about/atmospherically designed to fit the aesthetic of what is more of a social/visual aesthetic 
  •  Moonpunk - See above, but if it existed it would sound like rockabilly 
  •  Hill N’ Roll - No 
  •  Stump Stomp -No, which is kind of a shame, really 
  •  Woodwind - literally a category of instruments
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callmebliss

I really want a playlist populated by all this

#gnomeposting
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smol-blue-bird

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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thirdchoiceurl

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

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bimyheel

found the guy

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alphacrone

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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alphacrone

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

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lawfulgoodness

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

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geeneelee

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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