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If love’s elastic, then were we born to test its reach?

Aziraphale was reading A Christmas Carol aloud one night, and... funny wording in old books is funny. Crowley was really getting into it!

it would be so funny if the queen dies this week

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

For my non uk followers wondering wtf is going on:

- prime minister is a cunt. Had like a bajillion scandals

- latest one was apparently one two many. Two extremely important cabinet members resigned within minutes of each other

- within the next 24 hours about a third of the government resigned

- one resigned live on tv. Five resigned with the same letter to save time

- previous record for government resignations within 24 hours was 6 and it it was in the 1930s. We are, as I’m writing this, on 45 resignations

- Michael Gove, another cunt who is hated by all, was going to resign but was sacked instead in what appears to be the prime minister going “you can’t quit you’re fired!”

- government meetings are being cancelled because there is literally nobody in those departments anymore

- despite literally everyone begging him at this point to leave, including his most loyal little evil henchman, prime minister is refusing to resign in disgrace as is traditional for British prime ministers

- prime minister genuinely seems to be in complete denial anything serious is happening

- people are calling for Larry the Cat, no. 10’s chief mouser to be the next prime minister. When asked for comment, he licked his arse on live television

i was literally making a meme about today’s resignations and the number went up as soon as i finished ffs

IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN: WE MIGHT BE GETTING A GENERAL ELECTION 👀🍿

Alright, folks! The UK government is in open collapse and a general election seems inevitable, if not right now then very, very soon! As we know, the right always comes out to vote, so we need to come out as well if we’re going to get rid of the Tories and finally move on from fighting to survive to actually having enough breathing room to fix shit. Labour aren’t perfect, but we don’t have the luxury of a perfect solution when things are as bad as they are, so let’s go to work.

Here’s what you need to know.

📜 Register to vote if you aren’t already registered. Do that here.

💌 Apply for a postal vote if you have any doubt whatsoever that you’ll be able to make it to a polling place on the day. Previous GEs have seen the Tories set dates that make voting unduly difficult for demographics they don’t like, e.g., students. A postal vote will get your ballot paper to you weeks ahead of the election and you can vote from anywhere in plenty of time.

You can apply for a postal vote here. You don’t need a reason.

✅ See who came closest to beating the Tories (or who beat them by the biggest margin) in your constituency at the last GE and vote for them. You can look that up here. In urban areas, this is most likely to be Labour, but in more rural areas it might be the Lib Dems or even the Greens. The point is to take as many seats from the Tories as possible and thereby remove them from power.

It’s been a long 12 years. Let’s get these cunts gone.

superwholock isn’t a competition or even relevant anymore but in a much more real sense yes it is and the chaotic gay alien show with canon space lesbians is winning

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

Here’s petition to address this issue. 

Donna Noble coming back to dw in 2023 like

all the pictures of david tennant filming are just like. breaking news! man walking in london

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by @hijynkz

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities