ibuprofen and sink water

"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" i could give him a prostate orgasm

bro stop incorporating my leitmotif into your battle theme people are gonna think we're gay

(german rapper who has been cryogenically frozen since 1992 and is learning about transgender people) so i hears that some homies is becoming frauleins. is zat so

this is how tumblr girlies hold and look at their insane fictional men

i dont know why this is so funny to me

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

the cosmic horror is incomprehensible to YOU. i can visualize and handle them just fine. we're dating

die girlies auf tumblr trinken cola und spielen fortnite!!!!! yippi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins