people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
Phylogenetic tree of the Cenobites
what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario
if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable
I like to think everybody just refers to 621 as they in AC6 cause 621 just never says anything on voice and never turns on their camera so the characters just have no way of inferring gender whatsoever and have to make do. Like even when you accept missions and answer questions you're just sending discord messages like
what if it's all through thumbs up/thumbs down emojis and such
Iguazu: FUCK YOU FREELANCER!!!!!!
621:
Unrestrained summer fun
Some person in a plague mask handed me this… very professional business card. Idk guys think this is legit?
Come to Bojangles. Get your bones fixed. It’s fine
dragon age inquisition sidequests: lalala druffalo in the hinterlands lalaaaalaaaaa
dragon age 2 sidequests:
Source: Delicious in Dungeon Danjon Meshi ダンジョン飯
by Ryōko Kui
dungeon meshi heritage post
God expelling Lucifer from Heaven
I hate when you love a character who’s like a kid or a teenager and they so perfectly capture the flaws and struggles of being that age and not understanding everything fully yet or necessarily making the best choices especially when they’re in a very painful or complex situation and they feel so real and human because of it and then you go online and there’s someone who’s like “they’re DUMB and EVIL and SELFISH because of [important moment in their character arc when they messed up and learned from it or broke under pressure or didn’t have the courage to do an incredibly difficult thing or responded realistically to their truly horrifying circumstances]”
I am glad that bee hummingbirds hatch nests of eggs each smaller than a pea. I am glad that there are oceans two miles deep where fishes unknown to science glow like fireflies.
I am glad that the crumbs taken from my bedroom are returned to tiny cities built by ants, and that the thunder of the storms rolling in from the north trembles in my chest when it is still a ways off. Hello, says the world, you are so little. Hello, says the world, you are so big.
sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person
butch mermaid wearing a carabiner*
*tiny lobster that holds onto her mermaid belt with one claw and all her mermaid keys with the other. his name is carabiner.
since people rly seem to like this post i will let you in on its Secret Origins which is that my roommate was looking for their carabiner but couldnt remember the word so they asked me "have you seen my *pinchy hand motion*" and i responded "lobster claw????"
this is a prime example of whats known as new england brain syndrome
nowhere else
