texts sent from alucard to sypha

castlevania as textposts: trephacard edition

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if jason grace has a million fans I'm one of them. if jason has 1000 fans I'm one of them. if jason has 100 fans I'm one of them. if he has 1 fan, it's me. if he has no fans I'm dead.

Adrian getting ready to save yet another sassy Belmont and help defeat a psychotic vampire that wants to take over the world:

Richter: who are you

Alucard: I had many a threeway with your grandparents

The Belmont family being on the verge of extinction every three or four generation has nearly become a running joke in the Castlevania lore and I am here for it

Peepaw trevor advices richter

when richter says he’s the last belmont i expect alucard to look like this

Redraw of another classic bc season 2 dragged me back into this hell and I felt like it idk

(Edited to crop it a bit differently oops)

criminal husbands

My favorite thing about every single Belmont in Netflix's Castlevania and Nocturne?

Every single initial appearance radiates sad, pathetic energy.

Trevor's bar fight scene was equal parts hilarious and disheartening. This is the Last Belmont? A legendary clan of Vampire Hunters, reduced to a drunken brawler who gets his nuts kicked in so many times?

Julia Belmont? Bodied by hot, gay Dragon Daddy Olrox while her son watches. He brings the direct Belmont line down to two, and traumatizes the kid so hard he has ED—Enchantment Dysfunction until he becomes an adult.

Richter? Yeah! Literally has to have his first true core memory be his mom be fucking owned by the sexiest god damn bloodsucker in history. Little bro's canon event was to watch his mama be crushed.

Juste? Sure his entrance is cool, but then we realize he's also suffering from ED, he sucks at this whole grandfather thing, his wife and bestie killed, and he could never even confront his own blood over the death of his fucking daughter.

I love the fact that every single Belmont makes the worst first impressions. Regardless of sex or gender or age. They just fucking suck when introduced.

Peepaw trevor advices richter