Certified Cringe Gamer Girl

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

And the award for best use of that deer gif ever goes to…

Official ominous sign…and uh use of that gif

“Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen

magpie: bet you can’t fit that whole thing in your mouth.

fox: watch me.

To all the people worried about the fox in the comments….he’s fine, just tripping balls. 😂

So the magpie is daring him to hit an entire blunt in 12 seconds. I getcha now.

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

Also worth mentioning

oh so this dumbshit mask bill gets worse actually

hello everyone this is from an anti-masking bill in my state of North Carolina and it would not only ban masks but people like the KKK could be exempted from such a thing! while immunocompromised people are left in the dust.

here's a petition to halt it:

here's a link to the people in charge of voting tomorrow to contact! email, call, tell them how you won't visit or vacation here if the bill goes through. please, this is important since they're discussing it tomorrow, wednesday (5/14) and could vote on it tomorrow too! you don't have to live here to send something either! please spread the word

https://www.ncleg.gov/Committees/CommitteeInfo/SenateStanding/148

HERE is a script for you to use at the bottom of the doc! THE PEOPLE LINKED ABOVE ARE WHO YOU SHOULD CONTACT, AND NOT THE ONES IN THE GOOGLE DOC. The people you need to contact are ones part of the rules committee!

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

This might be my favorite

This is mine

peac & love on planet earth

Cat 1: BRO WTF GET BACK OR ILL KILL YOU

Cat 2: but we're BUDDIES!

Cat 1: YAAAAYYY

Me and u <3

ouhg i feeling like a car crash victim now. the consequences

Did u get in a car crash?? What happend? Are you okay?

jorked my pnenits too much

I was torn on this picture, whether it was good or not? What do you all think?

WOAG PWETTY!!!!!!!

I was torn on this picture, whether it was good or not? What do you all think?

WOAG PWETTY!!!!!!!

people always talk about healslutting and whatnot but personally i find tanking to be way more submissive

what's more submissive than being your party's designated punching bag. "the tank controls the pace" is true in the same way "the sub has more control over the scene than the dom" is true.

let us not forget the exhibitionism angle - tanking requires being the center of attention at all times. dress up your tank in something slutty to make it particular humilliating if that's what you're into.

who said that

people always talk about healslutting and whatnot but personally i find tanking to be way more submissive

what's more submissive than being your party's designated punching bag. "the tank controls the pace" is true in the same way "the sub has more control over the scene than the dom" is true.

let us not forget the exhibitionism angle - tanking requires being the center of attention at all times. dress up your tank in something slutty to make it particular humilliating if that's what you're into.

who said that