fleabag (2016–2019) art by @ratsandlilies.art

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

i am so sorry

I will always reblog this because it makes me laugh so hard every time

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

all part of the plan

THEY DIDN'T HOLD BACK WHEN THEY SAID THIS MOVIE WILL BE A HORROR MOVIE👻🤖..

Look at my wanda, she is a zombie now with blood on her face 😱😭....while strange is busy being some goo demon idk 😶🌚

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

888 CELEBRATION | The Good Place (2016-2020) - requested by @bollyswood

Parks and Recreation 5x19 “Article Two” The Book of Boba Fett 1x1 “Stranger in a Strange Land”

When he said that he didn’t want to live alone forever, I realized neither do I. Sweetheart, that’s not going to happen for a long time. But it is going to happen. Unless… Unless? You let me bite you. And we can spend eternity together.

SANTA CLARITA DIET — 3x03 “We Let People Die Every Day”

hope his back is okay <3

It's horsing absolute plinko

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this