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angie bee | 37. she/her. inclusive feminist ace. freelance writer. novelist. pop culture pundit. code editor. i promise i will never bury my gays -- only immortal queers from me. also guaranteed HEAs, lots of sweet tropes, spicy smut, and colorful characters. buy my books at blurb.com.

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My new book is out, the latest in the Hazeldine series.

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  • Westerns that are historically accurate re: diversity, with lots of Black and brown and Indigenous cowboys/ranchers (many of whom are also queer, which is also historically accurate!).
  • Fantasies centered around sprawling casts of colorful characters/found families.
  • Romances that are both cozy AND steamy (and frequently queer).
  • Ladies in positions of power, and exacting righteous revenge on awful men.
  • Witches, werewolves, Fae beings, dragons, ghosts, vampires wearing great hats and leather chaps.
  • Immortal gays (no burying THESE gays).
  • Cute AND creepy monsters.

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Granted, my Flirting Radar has never actually worked (I think it was intentionally installed wrong when I was set to Ace at the factory), but I *think* the cute Indian teddy bear of a pharmacy tech at Kroger was flirting with me when I picked up Wimsey's meds.

HIM: Oh, I love that name! I gotta know: is he, in fact, whimsical? ME: Actually, he was named for a fictional detective: Lord Peter Wimsey. HIM: Huh, I've never heard of him! And I really like classic mysteries, like Sherlock Holmes, y'know, stuff like that. ME: I highly recommend the Lord Peter stories, then. They're post-WWI, written by Dorothy Sayers. HIM: I'll definitely have to check them out! Thanks for the info!

Then he made sure to ask for my Kroger card -- "Wouldn't want you to miss out on those points; they definitely add up and help with the gas prices these days." -- and double-bagged the bottle "just to be safe".

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