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Death Walks Among You

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I'm the dad friend.
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The signs when they finally snap

aries-hostile surprisingly vengeful but patiently waits for the right time to cut a bitch they don't show all the time what's going on behind their cold face and if theyre feeling bitchy they may shake their head and internally laugh at you with a mocking expression because little do you know you are definitely not getting off easy..
taurus- it's very, very rare to see them yell so they are genuinely wondering why you're trying to make them slap you and will shout but not lay a finger on you because they don't have the nerve but they're still crazy mad
gemini-foreboding and is very intimidating causes their targets to be very on edge when they're anger is directed at you so spare yourself and don't go there with them because they'll crush your pride and dignity in one breath honestly they're so mean and make sure you keep your distance because these bitches really got hands smh
cancer- very, very hostile and distances themselves they're in another world because they close themselves off to everyone they make tactical finalities in decisions regarding the relationship you have with them and the consequences of making them mad will probably be not in the favor of you or them
leo- ha! kinda funny to watch because it's so dramatic but can be blown out of proportion and everything pent up from childhood to two minutes ago comes out and unwanted tears are shed which make them angrier knowing you've seen them cry
virgo- brooding and hostile don't even go near them idk what they'll do neither do they though shortly after their silence they'll get over it and pull through their anger by grumbling and complaining but none the less they'll keep it moving and productive
libra- secretly hurt someone would drive them to be this mad but their hurt is outshined with need to get even or far yet to have the better hand in the situation they become snarky and biting at times just to be cruel which is rude as hell tbh
scorpio-man listen...run...because for some reason the most prominent feeling they have is feeling greatly offended and they're most definitely ready to fuck someone up and are capable of it don't let looks fool you..they say and/or do the most hurtful things just to cover up how betrayed they feel that you actually pushed them to this state of anger and they'll remember everything you've ever said to them that has greatly offended them and become even angrier it's a fast deadly build up of raw anger
sagittarius- they're actually soo irrational when they're angry and make no damn sense they see lies/betrayal in little things you have to let them cool off then after you know their ass is slightly cooled down slap them with cold facts and very clear arguments or they wont get it after sleeping on it their anger will wane a bit they hold no grudge but can really be a stubborn mf
capricorn- their facial expressions are various and kinda funny they show more of their anger on their face than to actually voice it though if you actually mean something to them they will address it and be direct about their expectations of you and say how you violated them in some way
aquarius- they will let you know you've pushed them and be very vocal and so damn loud about it they're all talk and screenshots blow things out of the water you prob didn't even do anything that bad don't feel too bad about it and just ignore their dramatics
pisces-the only time they say something coherent and are 100% clear is when they're mad and actually engage in direct argument with you and blast you for being such an ass because you kinda have to be one to really rile them up like that
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wtfzodiacsigns

Zodiac Signs: Wants & Needs

♈ ARIES:

Wants: To win. Excitement and adventure. To receive praise. To achieve greatness. To always have fun in life.

Needs: A varied routine. To accept defeat gracefully. To think before they act. To understand their weaknesses.

♉ TAURUS:

Wants: Peace and quiet. To be useful to others. To get away for a while. To do things in their own time.

Needs: A space for themselves. To vent anger in a healthy way. To notice when being taken advantage of.

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sixpenceee

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

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geostatonary

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

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erinnightwalker

I have the feeling that the families get along great except for Steve. Like, the wives are baking (questionable) brownies together, the kids are playing together, Antler Guy occasionally takes Son and Timmy to school (no car, just carries them in huge swinging strides through a nexus of ungoldly sights in a swirling netherworld shortcut. Sometimes they stop for McDonalds). Hell-wife gave them a potted Audrey Jr., Steve’s wife (who I now christen Sharon) gave them a begonia.

One time Steve tries throwing holy water but all Antler Guy does is thank him, saying that no, Antler Guy isn’t Catholic but it’s the thought that counts, he is so kind to water his creeping deathshade vines regardless.

For Christmas Antler Guy gives Steve a case of ammunition. To be funny/sarcastically mean Steve gets Antler Guy the world’s most hideous Christmas sweater, singing light-up reindeer included. He immediately regrets it because not only does Antler Guy love it and wears it for several months, it will never need batteries because Antler Guy powers it with his own eldritch aura.

When they come back from a holiday to Hawaii, Steve is horrified to find out Sharon bought them matching Hawaiian shirts. He is even more horrified that his wife means it that if he doesn’t wear it he will forever sleep on the couch.

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