Hello, you.

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

Drawing father with his kids

i swear some of the polls on this site look like

Op did you mistype hours on all of the poll options?

nope

My condolences then

what ?

truly the pissing on the poor website

Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

AAAAAAH HOW DID SHE DO THAT

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

I grew up in Canada and I've lived in the US, England, Scotland, and Australia. my brain bluescreened on every image in this post

except the toque, there's no other correct word for that

Doodles I have not posted

alien cats 💚‼️

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

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i never kicked mom strongly

*about to call mutual by name* *checks their bio* *i remembered their name correctly* *starts writing the post* *deletes it and checks the url again* *stares at url telling myself i know their name* *checks their bio again and i was still right* *writes post* *drafts it so i can check one more time before posting*

living in 3024 over here