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Larian please let me give the sad spider a smooch

@snoot-boop

My obsession with dudes is getting worse, they've evolved from vampires to demons to dragons to a snake to a spider I draw sometimes, can't promise they're good but I try my best Write sometimes too but that's even more rare Hun/Eng/Chn
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obisooth

Kar’niss walks into a bar

He only orders water cause he’s the designated drider 😎

[redraw of my very first Kar’niss fan art]

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medli20

Yesterday our DM told me that my warlock can keep his skeleton minions in his bag of holding 💀

There is a lot to unpack on this post.

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awed-frog

When an archer is shooting for fun He has all his skill. If he shoots for a brass buckle He is already nervous. If he shoots for a prize of gold He goes blind Or sees two targets – He is out of his mind.

His skill has not changed, But the prize divides him. He cares He thinks more of winning Than of shooting – And the need to win Drains him of power.

Zhuang Zhou (369 BC - 286 BC)

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nosiidam

AND THE NEED TO WIN DRAINS HIM OF POWER

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bamsara

adoptive sons that wont appear until later later in the AU but. you know.

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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Kar'niss's dialogue from if you see him on top of Moonrise towers. Everyone else is all business and guarding and serious and bro is just straight up sobbing because he feels like he's welcome and taken care of.

This is especially sad considering he's covered in dirt, standing off to the side, clearly nobody likes him that much, and he's crying with happiness that he gets to be near his Queen.

Bro is so profoundly unwell. In this essay, I will explain how I can fix him-

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