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Update: Elon is now trying to hide his jet activity

Here's some fun links:

Elon Musk Jet

Jeff Bezos Jets

Bill Gates Jets

Donald Trump Jets

Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Freddie Mercury was the peak of gay big dick energy. Once during a Queen concert a guy shouted a gay slur at Freddie and he responded by having the venue shine a spotlight on the guy and saying "say that again darling". That is literally the biggest power move in history. That man must've left the corporeal realm because how tf do you come back from that

#how terrifying must that have been#imagine Freddie Mercury himself tells you to square tf up#I would simply pass away

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

had to draw it

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

nobody:

me trying to write:

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

-Stephen Jay Gould.

25 years of ads peeled away

A warning

tomorrow

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

me finding out who was talking shit about me

tbh the thing most in character this episode was the fact that if ser jaime lannister knight of the seven kingdoms and had taken like 10 steps to the left he wouldn’t have died and if that doesn’t sum up that dumbass i don’t know what does