Hey yall! I haven’t posted in a super long time, and I’m sorry to say I probably won’t post here again. A lot has happened in my life since I started this blog and I’m just not interested in running this blog anymore. I’m still going to leave it up for people to look at but I probably won’t make any new content in the future. 💔 I had fun running this page and engaging in the fandom and drawing lots of things! Thank you all for liking, reblogging, and commenting on all of my things 💕 I may sell/give away some of my fan art if anyone is interested in that but otherwise I won’t be coming back to this page. If anyone wants to find me I have an art tumblr, instagram, and twitter! Thanks again for all the love and support!!
Truly, let Bun and Couch never meet.
SKSKSKSK OMGCP HOBBIT AU WITH BITTY AS BILBO AND JACK AS THORIN AND EVERYONE ELSE AS ASSORTED DWARFS. WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL???
I feel like Ransom and Holster would be Fili and Kili.
YESSS I wrote a post about this a looking time ago and got an angry anon about it lemme find the list…..
HERE IT IS (edited slightly)
Bitty=Bilbo, lovable tiny homebody baker with a wicked chirp game and surprising speed and grace, launched into a life of drama and documents it for future posterity
Jack=Thorin, brooding blue-eyed prince with daddy issues and an obsessive fixation on success, awkward but too attractive for anyones good, an absolute ledge
Johnson=Gandalf, orchestrator of events, puller of strings, smoker of weed, knows more than he lets on and offers the baker a chance in the adventure
Shitty=Bofur, goofy mustache guy with words of wisdom to spare and a lot of love to go around, probs kisses everyone when drunk, the best bro anyone could ask for
Ransom=Kili, stressed but well dressed fun-lover in cahoots with a lady from another group, everyone loves him, v cute, worryingly close with the bro
Holster=Fili, blonde and boisterous fun-lover who gets less screen time than he should, multiple obsessions, worryingly close with the bro
Chowder=Ori, sweet cinnamon roll who has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life, but will absolutely fight a bitch and does not like being babied
Lardo=Balin, forget mustache guy this is where the real wisdom comes from. Manages the crowd, provides exposition, vodka aunt
Nursey=Nori, smooth talker with hella hair and more hella eyebrows, secretly a coiled spring of feelings, loves winning arguments but hates being argued with, he protecc
Dex=Gloin, red and angry, probs keeps photos of his family on his person at all times, argues loudly whether he is right or not, does not let friends borrow money
Whiskey=Bifur, not much of a talker but is characterized by the interesting things atop his head
Tango=Bombur, comic relief, confused about what is going on, just wants to live through this
The Haus=Dori, domestic, Ultimate Wine Mom, has rules carved into bones, surprisingly strong
Tater=Dwalin, large cuddly strongman who provides much needed support for ol broody blue-eyes
Parse=Thranduil, beautiful blonde hair, shows up for the DRAMA, emotional past with the prince wherin they screwed each other over because of pride
Lax bros=Orcs, Every Villain Is Lacrosse
Samwell womens volleyball team=Elves, shapely thighs and hella height, disapprove of main cast as a rule, tho some are partial to a bro or two
Old guys=Trolls, these 3 always together, talk in strange non sequiturs, seen most often with food, probs go to bed early
Anxiety=Smaug, the chiefest and greatest of calamities, prevents the broody prince from regaining his crown
would you maybe consider writing another trans!dex fic? I reread the one on your ao3 like all the time (sorry if u aren’t taking prompts)
omg idk how long this has been sitting in my inbox but i’m working on one right now! it’s really gay i hope you enjoy it, i’ll post a link when its out
developments in the buzzfeed unsolved au
These Good Boys are at it again
this is the best ongoing au in this fandom
Controversy™
Boi I see Dex’s ear in the far right corner. Dont think I dont.
i know im inconsistent as hell but do people on tumblr...... still do the 31 day otp challenges or are those dead??? ive always wanted to do one and would consider doing one if people were into that
The fist bump of love
check please + backwards caps
Me, remembering how much I love and am proud of Jack Zimmermann after months of not being very involved or invested:
happy pride month nerds
please rb/credit if using, icon requests are open <3
I’ve abandoned this blog for so long how do I get back in the good graces with all those I left behind rip
I see some people talking about recent discourse and I feel like such an old man I have been gone for like a whole ass year and so much has happened. what discourse did I miss. do I even need to know