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Potato Life

@taken-potato-blog

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I was aked "What would you do if the world ends in 30 min" I said i would make a new tumblr account and like my own posts

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Hey guys

haha what’s vore?

It…it’s like .. u hh

Vore is what you shout when playing golf!

No I think you mean Score, Vore is when a bunch of people use ballots to decide something.

No that’s vote. Vore is the center of a sphere

No that’s a core. Vore is the bit of land along the edge of a large body of water that is usually sandy

No, that’s shore. Vore is something that lions do that’s also the name of a Katy Perry song.

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novorehere

No, that’s roar

Vore is the capital of El Salvador

No, that’s San Salvador.

Vore is the number after three.

No that’s Four (Fore is also the term I was getting at in my original comment. Score is not a golf specific term)

Vore is what bands do when they travel around performing

no thats tour. vore is melted chocolate and marshmallows between Graham crackers

No, that’s smores.

Vore is those tiny holes you have on your skin.

Nah, those are pores. Vore is a noise some people make when they sleep.

Hecc, that’s snore.

Vore is a kind of wild pig.

No that’s boar,

Vore is the paddle that you use to row a boat with

That’s an oar

Vore is the word you use when describing a horrific scene.

you’re thinking of gore.

vore is something that you can open and close to get in or out of a room.

No, you’re talking about a door,

Vore is a Marvel superhero that has a hammer

Its combining a form

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Musical Characters Based On Things Me And My Friends Have Said (Part 31)

*at an elementary school*
Michael:*smoking*
Jeremy:Dude,stop teaching children how to smoke, you’re being a bad influence
Michael:wELL YOU’RE THE BAD INFLUENCE,YOU’RE STANDING!!!!
Christine: Wait wh-
Jeremy:But bro,you’re also standing??
Michael:*stands weirdly*
Jeremy:*tries to copy*
Michael:YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS IF YOUR
NAME IS MICHAEL
Michael:*looks to the wall*
Michael:*sees Michael Jackson quote*
Michael:I’M FAMOUS
Michael:*walks away*
@taken-potato was Michael Mell
@akimu-x3 was Jeremy Heere
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akimu-x3

eXCUSE mE bUT THAT IS CALLED sQUATTINg

Wait what hE WASN’T SQUATTINV

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Friend shaming

@a-fandom-a-minute never told me what sogie fucking means.

ITS A BILL

Also @akimu-x3 has a crush-dar, they knew who my *cough* crush *cough* was before I knew woops

I KNOW ITS A BILL BUT WTF IS SOGIE

ASK THE FUCKING LEGISLATIVE BRANCH

*calls 778-7777*

“Hello welcome to shakeys how may i he-”

Me : DAFUQ IS SOGIE?

I thought soggy means mushy oh sogie

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This blog will be safe on Halloween

This blog will NOT post:

- Screamers 

- Gore

- Blood 

- Purposefully triggering content 

Reblog if your blog will be safe on Halloween

I might try and post some appropriately seasonal gifs but I promise this blog will never post anything meant to frighten or upset anyone <3

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Randomn Stuff

Potato: sees people trying to start a fire with sticks *grabs stick*

Friend 1 & 2: Get Potato! He has our stick!

Potato: *runs*

(Ill just name Friend 1 sticks)

Friend 2: *grabs stick and goes back to making a fire*

Potato and Jimmy: We need dat stick

Jimmy: gets stick throws at Potato

Potato: *Catches and runs away*

Sticks: *Chases*

Potato: *hides behind a tree*

Sticks: *Finds me*

(Friend 3 tells me that there an activity)

Potato: *goes to friend 3 and play dodge ball*

Potato: *goes back* the stick is gone *sees more stick* :D

Sticks: *Sees me with sticks*

Friend 3: *Sees me with sticks*

Friend 3 and sticks: *Plays with the sticks with potato*

Friend 4: Wamen

(Then friend 3 follows) Wamen

(Then potato was confused but said wamen)

Sticks: Potato! Do you even know what then means?!

Potato: Women?

Sticks: NVM

Potato: * Gets corn chips and soda*

Friend 3: Omg chips!

Sticks: *Hears* YASSSSS

Sticks and Friend 3: Ate chips

Potato: Secretly breaks stick's stick

Stick: *saw potato* NOOOO *chases potato and throws stick at him*

Potato: Ow Whyyyy?!

Stick: Sorry :3 *leaves*

Potato and friend 3: *Sees big stick and starts playing with it*

(1 hour later)

Potato and friend 3: *Plays cards then goes home*

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