and i don’t know what i’d do 

if i lost you

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

You literally could not exploit bees if you TRIED

"Oh well if you stop the queen leaving the bees are trapped" wrong, bees can and will swarm without a queen. They will also make new queens if they don't think theirs is good enough

"Bees don't consent to their honey being taken" wrong, bees are actually more than intelligent enough to know we take the honey. They LET us take the honey if they think what we provide in return (shelter, food, protection) is a fair deal.

"Taking honey starves the bees" WRONG AGAIN! Domestic bees overproduce honey. A beekeeper NEVER takes honey the bees would need because then you piss off the bees, and if you piss off the bees you don't have any bees. They stockpile honey for the winter, but because domestic colonies do way better than wild ones they stockpile too much. That's why beekeepers can take out whole frames and then have them filled in no time. Domestic bees actively overproduce because they know humans are going to skim some off the top.

And if they didn't want humans to take it, beekeeping WOULD NOT work.

To keep bees you have to let them fly free. If they can fly free they can leave. Meaning if they don't like what you're doing, they WILL leave.

The whole idea they're basically slaves to the queen is also not true, they can just make a new queen literally whenever, and if they don't like her, they kill her.

There is no way for a beekeeper to exploit their bees. The bees are EMPLOYEES.

Employbees, if you will.

DP x DC Prompt #35

There's a Teen Titans, there's a Young Justice, but there's no Teen Superhero team that deals with things that Justice League: Dark does. And, well, John's a little tired.

Once teenager superheroes stop being teenager superheroes, and they seem to belong with JLD, they got tossed in the team. But, they aren't prepared for the team. They haven't dealt quite with threats that JLD handles all the time. They're not experienced enough.

So, John decides it's time to get a Young Justice: Dark team started. He's shit at leading, though, so he calls Phantom for a favor.

John: so, you died when you were still a kid, right?

Danny: yeah...

John: that means you're mentally still a kid, even though you're thousands of years old?

Danny: *is actually still a kid, has only been 'dead' for two years*

Danny: I mean, yeah, I guess. Why?

John: so, I had this idea.

Danny: *immediately gets suspicious*

Later he could play off his aging as getting attached/bonding with his teammates so he subconsciously started copying them.

I’m imagining Danny trying to go for a “Hello fellow teens” vibe, but then actually being clocked as an actual teen and everyone just covers for him because “what are you talking about, we totally have adult supervision, Phantom was with us the entire time!!”

There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework

rb if you support them

Bin’s identity is valid BUT👏THEIR👏ANSWER👏IS👏NOT👏

Bin, you dense motherfucker

Part 6 of You can’t bench me!

I loved every second animating that hug and I’m very proud of how it turned out! Hope all y’all feel the same!! I’ve watched it like a thousand times now so cute!

I’m also free from school! And have most of this comic finished now!

Context:

The batfam are trying to pick their jaws off the floor. What do you mean no screaming match, no “your not my real father”, no “your benched until your 30”??? How did this end with permission to patrol? And a HUG?? And a “thanks dad”??????? That doesn’t happen, someone an imposter or mind controlled because there is no way.

Apparently (ha! A-parent-ly) there is a way when both parties have a crumb of emotional intelligence and go to therapy. Absolutely shocking. To be fair Red Hood wasn’t expecting the hug either (but he is starting to get used to them).

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Phantom&Red Hood hugging:

💖 💖 💖

Their helmets:

*clunk*

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Red Hood: what.

RR: you can parent?????

Red Hood: --

Batman *grabbing RH shoulders desperately *: how.

Red Hood: … you have no idea how many parenting books I’ve read

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Jason *later*: if he tries to hug you and you reject him imma make Ethiopia look like an all expenses paid spa vacation. *Cocks gun*

Batfam *in tears*: he’s going to hug us too??? :D

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Origin | part 5 | Ice cream | intermission | part 7

Controversial take if I've ever heard one

Clips of Critical Role I saved on my phone part (34/?)

Marinette is so down bad for every rich blonde with parental issues that she knows that I wouldn’t be surprised if Luka had secretly been blond underneath his hair dye this whole time

That’s why he has no eyelashes they’re too light to see

An idea that would not leave me alone, so I thought I'd put it out for anyone to play with.

~~~

"Father, I need you to sign these papers." A stack was neatly placed next to Bruce.

Bruce almost didn't look at them. He almost assumed that they were report cards or something similar from school. Almost.

He glanced at the papers and then went through them. Thoroughly. "Damian, these are adoption papers."

"Yes, Father," agreed Damian mildly.

"For two people. Jasmine and Daniel Fenton."

"They prefer to be referred to by the nicknames 'Jazz' and "Danny'," Damian corrected.

Bruce felt a headache starting. "Damian, why are you giving me adoption paperwork?"

"To welcome my new siblings into the manor of which all my siblings have been welcomed."

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

Tim: ... Now that I think about it, I think that makes me the least likely to turn villain.

Dick: This I gotta hear. How so?

Tim: Most likely to turn implies the person isn't already a villain, doesn't it? I feel like a multiple-war-crime-per day habit has to qualify as some sort of supervillainy. Even by Gotham standards it probably qualifies for normal daily level villain.

Dick: ... shit.

Connor, busting in carrying something like twenty teenagers heroes with tactical telekinesis: Yo! I overheard your conversation. You officially going dark side Tim? Need henchmen and women?

Percy’s New Yorker genes unlocking the moment someone cuts him off and sending him into a fit of 12yo road rage

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

occasional posts from users

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

from left to right: clark, bruce, diana

had to draw it

new rule if you’re sharing family gossip you have to take the stand so we can all partake