Jennifer is a shit mother, an egregiously disrespectful AirBnB tenant, and apparently her placentas are at Jensen’s house. Jared couldn’t care less about the latter. Standard fare.

• In the video above, you will hear her describe how she shit on Jared in the birthing tub for Odette.
• You will also hear about the AirBnB they rented for O’s birth. I guess the 12-bedroom estate wasn’t sufficient.
• The AirBnB landlord had a strict, “No cooking fish because of the smell rule.” Jennifer’s inference? They didn’t say anything about placenta or shit! See the above in red. ⬆️⬆️

• Tom and Shep get along great, Tom and Odette get along great, Odette fucking torments Shep because he is “quirky and cerebral so likes to get under his skin.”
• Sounds to me like, instead of giggling about the bullying, you should maybe intervene. I know the nannies raise the kids for you, but their therapists could use an ally at home.

• Jennifer reminded us about how hard it was to step away from her promising acting career as a future Valtrex spokesfrog.
• She also makes it clear that she’s not an influencer but understands the need to “bait people”. Sounds a lot like a duplicitous snake to me, but I think that term is reserved for Jensen for the next 87 years. Some of y’all are still crying about the prequel.
• Interestingly, Jennifer says that every dollar she earns from her ads go to towwn. This begs the question: why does towwn have ZERO content after FIVE months.

• Jennifer’s placenta is either at Jensen’s house or the storage unit he and Jared share together.