any sweet tooth enjoyers?

I started the show and got to him and my kitty was a-purrin

Ancano feeling so disgusted with himself for being so attracted to someone from one of the "lesser" (read: High Elf and other Elven) races, only to rationalize it as them serving the best purpose possible. After all, they could never be as successful at anything that matters as an Altmer, so their highest possible purpose would be underneath him...literally.

He wants them and they have no reason or right to refuse him. He's an Altmer, a talented mage, and a member of the Thalmor for The Eight's sake! They should be honored he wants them like this. And if they refuse or try to worm their way out of accepting his advances, he'll remind them of that absolute undeniable fact.

This is my shit right here

It is! I'm gonna start recommending it to anyone who asks.

Same. I think he'd be fun company - especially if he had his own little world back there. He could leave little trinkets he found that had been lost like a crow giving a gift.

Oooh was this your first time seeing them? I still haven't seen Jigsaw or Spiral. I need to get on that.

AHHH that makes me so happy omg.

Saw’s like the one series I’m careful not to spoil too much lol. Even though I went into the first one knowing the ending.

It’s like one of my top ten favorite horror franchises ‘cause of the godforsaken industrial aesthetic alone. The characterization and soundtrack are also fantastic. 

The first five were the best imo and everything after that was kind of meh, though the Shotgun Carousel and Acid Room in VI were cool. Also, Mark in the Reverse Bear Trap. 

Jigsaw and especially Spiral lacked the kind of vibe of previous installments, which I think works against them. Like, they’re still bleak but lack that claustrophobic feel. Jigsaw’s game (mostly) doesn’t take place in an urban environment, that’s all I’ll say. Well, that and it provides some backstory.

I was really not expecting Chris Rock and Samuel L. Jackson to be in Spiral. Super famous actors just kind of ruin the immersion. It’s definitely more of a spinoff than a sequel. A copycat instead of an apprentice, different pig mask, Pigsaw used a voice scrambler in the videos, the videos themselves use a pig puppet instead of Billy or even a Billy knockoff.

(Google tells me “Pigsaw” is already the name of some horror game, but I’m totally going to use it anyway.)

If I did a spinoff it’d be about Amanda pegging Mark. Which is why Twisted Pictures won’t ever hire me. 🧐

I feel that. I've got a friend who's never seen it and even though I'm pretty sure she already knows what happens, I try not to spoil shit. She also hasn't seen Scream, so same there.

YES, agreed. I love the way everything looks. Just like oily, gross, mechanical. It's fantastic. The Tape Deck track from the first movie <3 My fave.

I have to not think about the traps and things too hard because some of them are straight up designed to fail. Like even though the look of the angel one was cool, there was absolutely no way to survive that. Mark in that trap was fantastic.

Gotcha. I'mma still watch them so I'm caught up but I'm not in a rush to see them. Once I spot them on a streaming service and I feel up to it, I'll do it.

Damn, really? I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a spinoff would happen. There's a billion Saw movies. It was bound to happen eventually. But I wish they would've at least kept the puppet. That's the most iconic piece of imagery in the whole franchise.

Your use of Pigsaw makes more sense, anyway. (I say this having not known a moment ago that a video game called Pigsaw existed.)

Writing a letter to their CEO rn telling them to hire you because that's the real story deserve.

I made these. I love them.

COME ON, BARBIE BILLY, LET’S GO PARTY

Oh my god I need the tiny little Jigsaw Barbie

I made these. I love them.

It is! I'm gonna start recommending it to anyone who asks.

Same. I think he'd be fun company - especially if he had his own little world back there. He could leave little trinkets he found that had been lost like a crow giving a gift.

Oooh was this your first time seeing them? I still haven't seen Jigsaw or Spiral. I need to get on that.

AHHH that makes me so happy omg.

Imagine...

GraveRobber giving you a suspicious gift that you know he took off a corpse.

“I’ve got something for you, y/n”

“It’s lovely, Graves… But, I have to ask, where’d you get this?”

“Don’t worry. It won’t be missed.”

It’s totally a ring… Still attached to the corpses fuckin finger! 😩😅

Oh my god, yeah. Mf would hand you the ring and the finger, make an 'oopsie' face, take it back, toss the finger, then give you the ring again. Lmaoooo.

new year life update

as some people know, last year was a real struggle for me. i was homeless for a bit but was then lucky enough to find someone with infinite kindness that took me in. real life took up far too much time, no time or energy leftover for creativity, but i do miss the oc community.

it seems as though i’ll continue to be absent. i can no longer stay where i was, quite unexpectedly, so it’s back to just being me and my car. if anyone can send help and support, it would be greatly appreciated. if you can’t, prayers to the universe are sorely needed as well.

(if you’d like to help by giving a distraction from the situation, come into my inbox and tell me about your ocs! tell me about your current muse or that story that you’re dying to write.)

ways to help

if some of my mutuals wouldn’t mind reblogging/signal boosting?

@residentdormouse @asirensrage @waterloou @hiddenqveendom @arrthurpendragon @jvstjewels @ariana-maryse @darknightfrombeyond @wordspin-shares @appletreesinwinter

Of course!