Sophie

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this is a rollercoaster

It’s extremely likely that you’re mortal, but until proven, you can’t really know.

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

the tail wag on her way down

Sewer alligators aren’t just a myth. Here’s the original video

I’ve never identified with something more than this

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

A lifestyle. A MOOD

This why it take 9 years at the drive thru.

Anything is possible

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man

this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

no some of us are ugly