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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

In case anyone hasn't told you: You deserve a partner who adores you, who thinks you are beautiful for what you are. You deserve someone who loves you unconditionally, who looks at you like you are the best thing that has ever happened to them. You deserve someone who is yours, who works to make a life with you and respects you. You deserve to be loved, adored, cherished, to be desired and to be seen as the amazing human you have always been. You deserve someone who is safe, who is caring, who stands beside you even in times of strife. You deserve to love yourself through them, to see in yourself what they see, and to love them all the more for it

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

my goal is to be happy and enjoy life. literally. i do not have these grandiose career aspirations, but rather to simply not worry about money. it’s okay to not have these big massive goals that you’re pushed to strive for by the media and the society we live in. it’s okay to just want to enjoy the life you live - sometimes that’s one of the hardest goals to achieve! but it is the the most important. remember that!

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

Giving my entire support

Koska me tarvitaan tätä

— Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959.

i want to build a quiet, safe home with you. there won’t be yelling. there won’t be fighting. we will speak in gentle tones, so as not to break one another down. we will build love on top of more love. we will have a real home of our own, someday.

honestly just want a spider-verse spinoff where spiderpunk and spider noir team up and beat the shit out of fascists for 2hrs