Jennie, Lily Rose Depp, Troye Sivan and Rachel Sennott for The Idol
Windows to the soul
Achievement unlocked: push homosexual agenda by existing and doing work you love
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
Nevertheless (2021) - 1x10 - Canon girlfriends
soul eater's like ok. theres this girl and she has a scythe and a small army of idiots. she will either befriend her way out of a fight or kill you with no mercy theres no inbetween
what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square
That just isn't right. If they displayed his credit card number, the credit company would likely waive all charges made to the account and pay for it by raising fees for everyone else. If they display his DEBIT card, though, that's a direct line baby.
you. i like you.
- You know Hachi, your life depends only on ourselves. I’m still convinced about this… But I’ve also learned to accept that people… don’t all become as strong, and it made me kinder than before.
when is someone going to show up as THE true american icon (lord death souleater)
god it is so fucked up and so infuriating that embalming is a requirement in so many places to hold a viewing
and the worst part is that its so fake like legally this isnt really a thing but you have so many nasty old money hungry funeral directors leeching money from widows and those in mourning just so they can see their loved one one more time im so mad
dead bodies literally are not dangerous 9/10 times corpse air does not exist and yet you have multi level funeral homes like altima in spain who literally do not allow viewings without the body being placed in a glass coffin or behind a fucking window which again costs thousands and thousands of dollars its so stupid
do your research i am begging all of you to do research because the funeral industry is so not what anyone thinks it is. get into green death and eco burial activism. get into the practice of being death positive. check out recompose life and the stuff that theyre starting because its amazing. throwing bodies into the ground is not as dangerous as directors want you to think
AND LIKE green death is literally the only disposition that doesnt hurt people!! embalming is bad for everyone involved. cremation puts out really bad chemicals and uses a shit ton of energy. alkaline hydrolysis is another great alternative but too many people think its "gross" or whatever. look at me. look me in the eyes. look me in my tumblr dot com eyes. when you die, you can get tossed into the dirt. it is literally your funeral. get what you want
on another note, i am begging my bipoc and lgbtq+ friends (esp trans bipoc) to think about death. i know how morbid this is trust me. i know its offputting. there are too many trans people who die misgendered. research your rights to die trans. caitlin doughty has a really good video on this but im literally in the middle of my funeral directing class so i cant find it rn
YEAH THIS ONE THANK YOU
Is nevertheless worth watching? I watched the first episode and idk if it get better from there...
mmmm yes and no i really loved the side characters but tbh i hated the ending, i do like how they portrayed nabis knowledge of him being toxic and bad for her tho instead of making her “blind” to it if that makes sense but if you werent into the first episode it might be hard to stay interested
Netflix really could have made Nevertheless a thriller because every time I see Jae Eon, I get the creeps. Manly because of his butterfly kink. Like, I don’t want Na Bi away from him because he’s a f boy but because it seems like he marks girls with butterfly “tattoos” so he knows which ones to lock up in his basement.
The fact that Song Kang looks like a completely different person in Sweet Home, Navillera, and Neverthless.
Why am I crying? My heart is breaking. Sweet Home (2020—) dir. Lee Eung Bok
nevertheless really is like the gays get jiwan and sol, the bis get bitna and kyuhyun, the hets get a threat and a warning