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mendelsohnben One time only. Gone in no time

“Can’t take my eyes off u”

The song of fangirls/fanboys

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

Not trying to top you or anything, but I just met Elton John

harry hart in a nutshell

It’s kind of luck, and being in the right place at the right time, and that’s definitely what happened to me. I’m in the most privileged position, and I feel extremely grateful for it. The things it’s allowed me to do have really been quite amazing, and have been the greatest sources of pride in my life. God, I’m getting really earnest and X-Factor-y about it, aren’t I? 

Happy 29th Birthday, Taron David Egerton! (November 10, 1989)

My vet gives full doses of hugs and kisses for free

Thank you for bringing some warmth into my life.

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

THEY INTERVIEWED THE GOOD PUP! So happy! So pure! So deserving!!!

New instagram photo by Taron

so.

Taron egerton now has an instagram.

great, another person to obsess over now.

Uh

Heavy metals in the what now?

So here’s a Reconstruction of what happened As you can clearly see, the Heavy Metal inside the child made her attracted to the car. Very Sad

Bruh I didn’t mean to laugh but bitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

roxy winter portrait

Taron Egerton and Richard Madden filming their segment for Apple’s Carpool Karaoke in London, 27 October 2018 (source: Mr. G Photography) 

Taron Egerton and Richard Madden filming their segment for Apple’s Carpool Karaoke in London, 27 October 2018 (via. Instagram) 

say it with me now..

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected afar as added protection from forgeries

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool