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Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

@minipsychologist / minipsychologist.tumblr.com

I thought our story was epic, you know. You and me. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined and blood shed. Epic. But summer's almost here and we won't see each other at all. And then you'll leave town, and then... it's over. Btw, I'm Julie! Nice to meet you!
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theredtours

TTPD: THE MANUSCRIPT DIGIBOOK

Would you believe it if I told you that this took several hours to compile and edit into the beautiful pdf you see before you? Probably not, but it did, because I'm a perfectionist. Introducing TTPD: THE MANUSCRIPT, now available in digibook format! Stay tuned; the other three are sure to follow within the coming days.

Download it here!

Author’s note: Apologies in advance for the watermarks; the last time I made an edit that got popular, someone posted it to Twitter and I never got credited, and after the time it took to make this, I refuse to let it happen again.

#taylor swift
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Taylor Swift and Counterfeit

'Taylor Swift'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'Fearless (Taylor's Version)'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'Speak Now (Taylor's Version)'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'Red (Taylor's Version)'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'1989 (Taylor's Version)'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'reputation'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'Lover'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'folklore'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'evermore'

  • (nothing counterfeit)

'Midnights'

  • Glitch: And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry, blood moonlit, it must be counterfeit

'The Tortured Poets Department'

  • loml: Dancing phantoms on the terrace, are they second-hand embarrassed that I can't get out of bed 'cause something counterfeit's dead?

Other Songs written by Taylor

  • (nothing counterfeit)

Official Alternate Releases

  • (nothing counterfeit)
#taylor swift#lyrics
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taylorswiftandx

Taylor Swift and Porches

‘Taylor Swift’

  • Mary’s Song (Oh My My My): We’ll rock our babies on that very front porch
  • Our Song: I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day

‘Fearless (Taylor’s Version)’

  • We Were Happy: We used to walk along the streets when the porch lights were shining bright

'Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)’

  • Timeless: Black and white, saw a ‘30s bride and two lovers laughing on the porch of their first house

'Red (Taylor’s Version)’

  • (no porches)

'1989 (Taylor’s Version)’

  • (no porches)

'reputation’

  • (no porches)

'Lover’

  • (no porches)

'folklore’

  • cardigan: And you’d be standing in my front porch light
  • betty: Will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends?

'evermore’

  • (no porches)

'Midnights’

  • (no porches)

'The Tortured Poets Department’

  • Fresh Out The Slammer: To the house where you still wait up and that porch light gleams

Other Songs written by Taylor

  • (no porches)

Official Alternate Releases

  • (no porches)
#taylor swift#lyrics
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thelasttime

also i love taylor swift and her hyperspecific lyrics because how would we know that jake gyllenhaal isn't an organ donor, harry styles got 20 stitches in a snowmobile accident, joe worked at a yogurt shop when he was sixteen, calvin harris is boring, matty has a stupid typewriter, like yes girl!!!! GIVE US THE DETAILS!!!

#taylor swift
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bucksboobs

Eddie: cheating on his girlfriend with his dead wife’s doppelgänger and lying to Buck about it

Bobby: meeting a man who also lost his wife in the fire he caused

HenRen: fighting for their traumatized daughter to get visitation with her brother

Maddie: retraumatizing herself by chasing leads on a woman that was abducted

Buck: in his lane, flourishing, moisturized, getting dicked down, making lasagna

#911
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extasiswings

Buck burning the lasagna…the lasagna that was perfect when he and Eddie and Chris were last all having dinner and he and Eddie were talking with very intense gazing about Buck not wanting to pick the wrong couch…Ms. Wong…

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extasiswings

Wait no not even—a NEW lasagna recipe. Different from “three tries to get it right” (heavy relationships with women metaphor). When he’s in a new relationship exploring his newly discovered queerness…trying out a new lasagna recipe and burning it…I’m having a Normal One

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minipsychologist

Have we moved on from couch theory and are now on lasagna theory?

#911
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