why this

this is one of the funniest bits kabru ever did

Norman Gary Finkelstein, for those asking.

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

i like to think about whether someone with the power of prophecy or otherwise gifted with preternatural foresight would see the world differently by nature of their ability. because they're essentially seeing in another dimension (time).

guy with the power of prophecy who makes predictions and doesn't specify whether they're relevant now or will become so in the next decade because there's no difference to them and it drives all their friends crazy

"watch out for that pothole on your way to work"

"like... today? next week? in twenty years?"

[shrug]

"oh for fuck's sake"

daphne's blessing 🌿

we need to look at celebrities as public psychological studies and not people to admire or look up to or expect any form of predetermined morality out of. that’s where a lot of y’all are going wrong and why I have so much fun.

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

Funny how that works

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’ what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’ what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)