I misread your url as 'deantits' while scrolling. HELP
*rubs hands together* muahaha
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I misread your url as 'deantits' while scrolling. HELP
*rubs hands together* muahaha
Cat King's introduction is so iconic.
He sends an army of cats to greet you. Those cats eat a man. He transforms from cat to human. He kidnaps you in an instant. He calls you out for being a gay, repressed twink in love with your best friend. He gives you a bracelet. He tries to fuck you. He tells you to count some cats (not a euphemism).
Wow. I didn't think it would be possible, but the Dead Boy Detectives hell confession may have... healed me?
an actual quote from my fiancé: what year was the book fellow travelers written because are we sure it didn’t start off as a destiel fanfic?
here's to the handful of us who were there in the trenches watching 15x18 live. here's to the fans who went into a literal manic episode for an entire month or longer because of love sickness.
CASTIEL ✯ 18 SEPTEMBER 2008 ✯ I'M THE ONE WHO GRIPPED YOU TIGHT AND RAISED YOU FROM PERDITION
fat tummy peeking out from the bottom of someone's shirt should receive the same appreciation that's given to tasteful cleavage in a low-cut top or a little bit of asscheek poking out from tiny shorts. this would improve society
i made this post while thinking gay thoughts about my girlfriend's fat tummy and didn't expect it to take off, but i am very glad to see that the Has Excellent Taste community on this site is so large
i am so ready for this new season
and my core issue is that I *still* have this internal version of myself who is fucking perfect and gets all the awards and things, which is 1) laughably unrealistic and 2) just a waste of my time honestly?? And I feel like it just makes me an awful jealous person and I don’t know how to fix it
what if I just ~let things go~ instead of taking every missed academic accolade as a personal failure and proof of my uselessness. Wouldn’t that be fucking grand?
something something late SPN season storyline where Dean wants to be trapped in a submersible at the bottom of the ocean forever and Cas gets mad at him
Can’t believe I haven’t seen anything on here about the rich-people-tourism submarine (steered by a video game controller???) that went missing on the way to the Titanic ruins.
This seems like the kind of story this site usually latches onto
UPDATE/EDIT (I put this in a reblog as well but just so ppl see it): it seems like it was possibly carrying researchers/explorers as well? I haven’t seen a manifest yet, but either way, I feel awful for the passengers/crew and their families, this has got to be harrowing for them
knew Tumblr would come thru