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Shitpost Sampler

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The Shitpost Sampler Schedule

Here is a rough idea of when we post things. This post should make it easier to know what’s coming and keep our askbox relatively clear of scheduling related questions.

Monday- Pattern Preview

Tuesday- Finished Object Showcase

Wednesday- Pattern Preview

Thursday- Finished Object Showcase

Friday- Pattern Release

Saturday- Free Space

Sunday- Askbox Blitz

Please keep in mind that this is a rough schedule that is subject to change with our whimsy or current life events. 

#its time to pin something#the schedule
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cleverbroadwaypun asked:

Hello! I was trying to visit your shop to see if you've gotten more letter friend needle minders in. But the website doesn't seem to be working. Can you help? Thanks!

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Hey! Sorry, our website/domain itself is definitely down, and probably will be for the foreseeable future.

BUT -- You can still get all our patterns at our Sellfy shop - https://shitpostsampler.sellfy.store/ As for the letter friends, getting more is currently a complicated parfait with a lot of layers, so we most likely will not be restocking those. Terribly sorry!

#sunday askbox blitz#not really a blitz#just this one question#patterns are there#still pay what you want#enjoy!
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SPS Stitchalong '23 - Day 7

Usually about now we have folks guessing the final phrase, with mixed success rates. For those new to the SAL we will neither confirm nor deny any of these guesses! We're just delivering the content one bite at a time.

If you missed the previous post, go here. Otherwise the pattern is under the cut.

#sps stitchalong '23#mystery stitchalong#sal
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SPS Stitchalong '23 - Day 3

It's getting put up later than intended. Fry forgot to eat and then went on an adventure in low blood sugar for a bit.

For those of you asking -- We plan on releasing new parts every M/W/F until we're done. We realized we didn't tell people that, and just assumed everyone had known from previous years. Sorry!

Anyway. Pattern is behind the cut!

#sps stitchalong '23#mystery stitchalong#sal
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timbeon asked:

Question about this year's SAL! Is gold specifically important to the pattern, or will it still make sense if the gold is swapped out for silver or another color of metallic floss?

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The gold is *technically* important to the pattern, but silver is an acceptable alternative.

#SPS Stitchalong '23
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SPS Stitchalong '23

It is July, and despite the varied nonsense Prism and Fry are drowning in, Prism blacked out in a fit of insomniac creation. Thus, back by popular demand, the SPS Summer Stitchalong ... uh ... finds a way.

Here is our official color palette for this year (DMC 826, 824, 833 or E3852). Grid is once again 40 x 30. We will not try to gently troll like last year. This is straightforward stitches. Two colors (one light/one dark) of your choice and a "gold". You are welcome to challenge yourself with a metallic, but any gold shade is fine. We do believe the metallic will improve the intended effect.

Our first pattern post is WEDNESDAY the 5th! See you then!

#SPS Stitchalong '23#mystery stitchalong#Stitchalong '23
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fluffybellykittycat asked:

You may already know this, but your shop website is down :(

Thanks for doing this noble work!

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We're aware! Just a small hiccup. We should be back up and running soon.

You can find us at our sellfy store in the meantime. That's what we embed into our regular website. https://shitpostsampler.sellfy.store/

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