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Straight White Boys Texting

[text] U r looking so sexy [text] How old r u? [text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face [text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday [text] Whatcha doing [text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple [text] Have something you’d rather do? [text] Love your smile xx [text] What else that mouth do [text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird [text] Do you like being eaten? [text] Haha ;) [text] You’d be screaming [text] You wanna meet up soon? [text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits [text] I could get any babe I want [text] You suck dick? [text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch [text] Do you have bf ? [text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf? [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf [text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u [text] I wish to be ur bf 😊 [text] I think lesbian are hot af [text] Sext me [text] Are you bisexual :p [text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? [text] So can you do the splits on this D? [text] Hey sexy [text] What you doing sexy [text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock? [text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊 [text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock [text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye [text] Send me a pic babe x [text] Do you want a pic? x [text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x [text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x [text] so wanna see my abs? 😛 [text] Send nudes [text] let’s play a game [text] Whatcha thinking about? [text] You can rock that bikini babe [text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af [text] How about a quickie right before class? [text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj [text] Sorry friend stole my phone [text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie [text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone? [text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch [text] Hey wanna fuck [text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now [text] You’re hot haha [text] I’m hard [text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime? [text] Wanna see it [text] Can I see you [text] I bet you got nice tits [text] Can I see them [text] Bend over for me [text] Do you want fuck with me ? [text] i want to see you naked [text] Yoo you single? X [text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person [text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O [text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom [text] So lol random but do you masturbate? [text] Are you alone [text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny [text] Get naked

ATTENTION ANYONE IN THE CLEVELAND OHIO AREA

There is a man going around shooting random people to kill. Please stay indoors and please stay safe. The man is publicly posting videos of him killing and confessing online and so far it looks like he has not been caught yet. Please please stay safe.

pretty dirty pick up lines.

’ you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend. ’ ’ are you a drill sergeant? because you have my privates standing at attention. ’ ’ do you mix concrete for a living? because you’re making me hard. ’ ’ if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up. ’ ’ i’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ’ ’ i may not go down in history, but i’ll go down on you. ’ ’ are you from the ghetto? cause i’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass. ’ ’ you know what i like in a girl? my dick. ’ ’ are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. ’ ’ i lost my virginity. can i have yours? ’ ’ hey, you wanna do a 68? you go down on me, and i’ll owe you one. ’ ’ you can call me cake, cause i’ll go straight to your ass. ’ ’ roses are red, violets are fine. if i be the 6, will you be the 9? ’ ’ i’m like a firefighter, i find ‘em hot and leave ‘em wet! ’ ’ i’m hung like a tic tac. wanna freshen your breath? ’ ’ you smell like trash. may i take you out? ’ ’ i wanna floss with your pubic hair. ’ ’ let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down. ’ ’ you’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you! ’ ’ are you spaghetti cause i want you to meat my balls. ’ ’ we should play strip poker. you can strip, and I’ll poke you. ’ ’ do you like adele? cause i can tell you wanna be rolling in the d. ’ ’ do you have a shovel? cause i’m diggin’ that ass! ’ ’ damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise. ’ ’ remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later! ’ ’ are you an elevator? cause i wanna go down on you. ’ ’ are you a shark? cause i’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow. ’ ’ do you work for papa johns? cause you’re a fine pizza ass. ’ ’ are you from china? cause i’m china get in your pants. ’ ’ why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? ’ ’ baby there’s a party in my pants and you are invited! ’ ’ i’m looking for treasure, can i look around your chest? ’ ’ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ’ ’ would you like a hotdog to go with those buns? ’ ’ this may seem corny, but you make me really horny. ’ ’ how about you make me the climax of your story? ’ ’ that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open? ’ ’ my name is skittles… wanna taste my rainbow? ’ ’ you remind me of a crop, because i wanna plow you. ’