sephi roth

I AM SO ANGRY AMETHYST IS RESISTENT TO THE OCCASIONAL BATH BUT THE GEODE CRUST CERTAINLY ISN’T LITERALLY MINERALS BREAKING DOWN BY BEING PULVERIZED WITH HOT WATER IS HOW GEODES FUCKING CRYSTALIZES IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOUR TAKING A GEODE THAT BIG AND TURNING IT INTO THE PERMANANT WATER CONTAMINATE AND BACTERIAL CESS POOL THAT IS A SINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NEVER GONNA USE TOOTHPASTE OR FUCKING SOAP SO IT DOESN’T EAT A HOLE THRU THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING SINK YOU GODDAMN GOON WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE A STOVE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR A DOOR OUT OF TISSUE PAPER??? WHY DONT YOU MAKE PIPES OUT OF FUCKING SMARTIES CANDY OR TABLE LEGS OUT OF PLAY DOUGH FUCK YOU BUDDY IF I WALKED INTO A PLACE AND HAD TO CLEAN A BATHROOM AND SAW THAT SHIT I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN WITH A STEEL PIPE

I love this vtuber because he’s just a guy. there are no gimmicks or anime charm points to this persona, he’s just your coworker that leaves work on time and streams on his off days. i’m convinced were soulmates.

Y'all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back

im somebody

IM SCREAMIKNDFISDNFJSDBF

*goes into my imagination and plays with my ocs like i’m a four year old with a dollhouse*

some kid in the 40s: omg our humour is so incomprehensible on the tv rudy the clown got hit in the face with a pie and my great aunt beatrice didn’t understand it at all i think we accidentally created a new language, historians are going to have such a hard time understanding this

We all begged October to be good to us and She really said “here you can have a treat” didn’t She

Thank you Miss October

Me: *reads a good and interesting post about something* maybe I will reblog this

The post: YOU MUST REBLOG THIS OR YOU ARE EVIL

Me:

Officially licensed 1991 Super Mario World bath toy from Japan.

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you're laughing. my parents sold me to one direction and you're laughing.

this is probably the best youtube intro ever

happy pride month

random doodle dump