Batman: The Brave & The Bold #13 - "Time Jerks" (2024)

Ah yes. Bear Roar.mp4 my favorite mutant turtle noise

Always funny when your dash is curated in such a way as to avoid the initial annoying discourse and the annoying overreaction to that discourse and you only get the, like, two-levels-removed nuanced essay-length polemics and analyses to what sounds like discourse hell out there.

Boop!

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

Sai wielding duo! By Tango | tiredsai

William Adolphe Bouguereau (French, 1825-1905) Orestes Pursued by the Furies, 1862

1963 Refrigerator 🤔

Look what they took from us 😭

I am drooling

This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.

I understand completely why people thought you could survive a nuclear blast in one of these things

Detective Comics #1085 - "Crescendo II" (2024)

Maybe the real reason Batman is known in the JL for giving single syllable replies or even just grunts is that he trained all his small talk skills for his Brucie persona and now he doesn’t know how to small talk without flirting and he will absolutely not be doing that in front of Diana, Hal, Oliver, Dinah, J’onn, Billy, or Clark, all for very different reasons.

Fandom Problem #5011:

People saying that they’re fans of a franchise when they only like one iteration and are dismissive of the rest, often times not even trying them!

Dick: Sorry I’m late, B! I broke down on the way here. 

Bruce: Oh no, did they tow your car?

Dick: What car?

Alfred, to Bruce: Now I know you SAY that the Batcave has kept everything up to code, but I recently spoke to a very reliable source-

Robin Dick:  hi  (:

Alfred: - and he has informed me that the floor is, in fact, lava. Which, I don’t need to tell you, is a pretty serious safety violation.

Small White Butterfly feeding on Ragwort

by Phil Gates