everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!
If I may, I'll use this as an opportunity to also share this EU citizens' initiative to ban the conversion therapy
I do not request reblogs often, but reblog this no matter where you are from so people from the EU can see and sign this. Please. Let's make a difference. Thank you! ⚔️🌈
My friend, making me watch doctor who for the first time: *Starts with the Pompeii episode with Donna and the Doctor because he knows im a history nerd and so must like the kinda fanciful adaptions of historical events*
Me, the wrong kind of history nerd: Why are there aliens in my volcano?
Him: This is an alien show
Me, more distressed: THATS NOT- GET OUT OF MY VOLCANO!?
Him: The *Doctor* is an alien
Me: Great! He needs to get out of my volcano too. So does the lady. She seems like fun but could everyone please remove themselves from my volcano please
Him: Alright this isnt working
Me: I really don't know what you expected, i greet new people by telling them about Lichtenstein's army
Him: ...
Him: *puts on a different episode*
My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
You would think one of my best friends being Australian the accent wouldn't catch me off guard so dramatically
But I'm never ready for the Australian accent to come out of someone
As a person living in australia, who has been living in australia for 8 years now
Mood
I never see it coming
some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.
YOU WILL NEED:
5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)
preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).
in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.
set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.
spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.
slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
reblog if you’d illegally download your followers
Snuffles & Son - Sirius raises Harry and opens a shop that specializes in repairing cursed artifacts and places protection wards on family heirlooms. One day, an Unspeakable from the Department of Mysteries walks in with a cursed artifact from his cousin's confiscated Gringotts vault, requesting Sirius's assistance.
Rage Against The Dying Of The Light - In a universe where James and Lily Potter survive Voldemort's attack on Halloween night. Most of wizarding society is enjoying newfound peace after a decade of war, except the young heroes who fought the war learn you can never really go back to the way things were before
Be Not Afraid Of Greatness - A collection of Frank Longbottom stories
completed fics and one-shots under the cut
they’re called boops but i think it’s better as lil baps
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If jily has a million lovers, I am one of them.
If jily has one lover, it’s me.
If jily had no lovers, I am dead.
the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused
yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people
THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?
enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from
ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOU ARE ON SHIFT WITH SOMEONE WHO YOU HAD TO EXPLAIN WATTPAD AND SMUT TO ON YOUR LAST SHIFT TOGETHER
Because I accidentally leave this book on top of my bag, he sees it, he reads the blurb
"Hey is this your book?"
"Yeah"
"is it.... one of those books."
"Yeah"
He just stares at me, and runs off to tell another coworker (who also had smut explained to him by me at the same time) The two of them read the blurb and look at me like ive killed someone before getting the sudden and (hilariously) brilliant idea to perform a dramatic reading for a couple of the other coworkers and our boss. I listen, as a large group of boys who have never encountered smut before read some of the nastiest writing.
I heard my full name shrieked at least twice, i was PISSING myself laughing.
The kicker, GIRL I WASNT GONNA READ THAT PART EITHER I FIND IT REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE BUT ILL BE DAMNED IF I TELL THEM THAT ITS SO FUNNY
(i told them another one of my managers was the one to lend me said book and they were so horrified i honestly had to sit down on the floor because i was laughing so hard at them
something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not
same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec
if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.
the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for
@staff give me fingers so i can do mischief
