i still can't believe that it took the suitors three years to realize that penelope was undoing her weaving at night...three years...

in my old age i have forgotten the words to like a g6

I was terrified for a moment but then felt relief wash over me as “like a g6” began playing in my head, I don’t know why I was so emotionally invested

The Signs as holy emo albums

Aries : A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out / Panic ! at The Disco Taurus : From Under The Cork Tree / Fall Out Boy Gemini : Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge / My Chemical Romance Cancer : The Black Parade / My Chemical Romance Leo : Infinity on High / Fall Out Boy Virgo : Pretty. Odd. / Panic! At The Disco Libra : Danger Days : The Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys / My Chemical Romance Scorpio : Save Rock And Roll / Out Boy Saggitaurus : Live In Chicago / Panic! at The Disco Capricorn : Paxam Days / Fall Out Boy Aquarius : Too Weird To Live , Too Rare To Die / Panic! at The Disco Pisces : American Beauty / American Psycho / Fall Out Boy

AFYCSO MY FAVORITE ALBUM FUCK YEAH

THE SIGNS AND FLIRTING

Aries: Pure fire! As people say, flirting with an aries will make you feel “the zing”, they are the sparkle that makes your whole body shake. On the other hand, fire, as hot as it can be, is also highly volatile. They’re greedy. They want everything and everyone, and in a moment they go from loving hard to leaving behind. Aries people are moved by one thing: CHALLENGES. They love to be surprise and be surprised with a lot of teasing, thrills and audacity! They will probably ask you out beforehand, and if you ignore them, it will make them even more interested in conquering you.

Taurus: Flirting with a taurus isn’t a fight, it is a heavy defeat. If there’s something taurus people do, it is taking their time. They have both feet on the ground 24/7 and never let themselves get carried away by emotions. If they’re really interested in you, they’ll be PATIENT, INSISTENT and METICULOUS. Taurus will invest on you and slowly gain your heart by flirting in a very, very smooth way. Good food and sex are bonuses! Aside from that, taurus people love that old cheesy way of flirting: chocolates, flowers, wine, and a very subtle dirty talk. You’ll only realize they’ve been doing that on purpose when you stop and think about it. And once you get caught, you’ll suddenly see yourself addicted to them…

Gemini: Prepare yourself to have someone who’s rapidly and frequently swinging between moods. They’ll show you an intense will of making things work out for you and them, then they’ll become cold all of the sudden. That’s just their way of keeping the fun in their lives! Gemini people are amazing speakers, they enjoy talking about anything that keeps them interested and active, but they also exceed at the art of flirting like you’ve never seen before. They’ll make you join them in their crazy way of thinking and they’ll show you their best side, hoping you can start to genuinely enjoy being around them. But DON’T become too attached, they absolutely hate being “put in a jail”. Just let things happen naturally.

Cancer: Forget that whole story about cancer people being “too sensitive”. What they really look for is someone who relates well to them. They want a strong bond that will last for a long time. Consequently, they got no time for games or blurred lines, they live intensely. Poetry, conversations and loving stares are part of the nature of this sign, so be gentle and wait for them to accept you. They’ll never forget any detail you mention to them, because they truly want you in their lives; and if they ever get to declare themselves to you, know that they have thought about that moment for a long, long time.

Leo: If aries people like being in control… Leos are basically the owners of all their relationships. They stand out and they know it! For that to happen, they need to receive attention everywhere they go, and that isn’t different when the subject is FLIRTING. If you catch a leo giving their eyes to you, don’t go talk to them, let them come to you; let them seduce you, make them think they’re handling the situation. When you go on a date with a leo, they will always be well dressed and smelling like heaven. Then they’ll give you compliments while expecting you to do the same to them. If they REALLY like you, prepare yourself to receive a lot of gifts, hot nights and, of course, LOTS of drama.

Virgo: Don’t even expect them to chitchat, talk nonsense or say useless things. Virgo people love conquering their partners by using their intelligence. They’re usually shy because they’re afraid you won’t accept them, so when flirting with a virgo, you gotta make sure you’re being REALLY clear. However, virgos love to talk about themselves and their own experiences, so tell him stories and listen to their stories too, it will certainly keep them interested.

Libra: Libra is easily defined as the hopeless romantic of the zodiac. They’re calm, smooth and absolutely nothing goes past their radar! If you’re interested in them, they’ll notice even before you do! Whoever is born a libra is the type that everyone wants around, so they have a lot of candidates… You’ll have to fight for that heart! They’re charismatic, charming, likeable and social. However, at the same time, they tend to exaggerate and be overdramatic. Libras enjoy people who are true and inspiring, who want to create something and not just flirt senseless; so be gentle, buy them things that are beautiful, make them feel wanted and you’ll have them in your hand. But be careful!: They’re easy to fall in love with.

Scorpio: They’ll never say it out loud or make it clear to you, so you’ll have to understand every. little. sign. Well, if you’re familiar with the most basic stuff about signs, you’ll know that scorpios have an outstanding characteristic of theirs: the sexual side. The secret in flirting with a scorpio is going for all the five senses. That means you’ll have to seduce them using a lot of charm, talking and, of course, little games; you’ll have to be dressed in a way that isn’t outstanding, but makes you look good in general; and you’ll also have to be clean 24/7. Make them laugh and never forget to be daring, they love feeling electric around someone. Follow the steps and they’ll fall easily like the water sign they represent.

Sagittarius: Golden rule when dealing with a sagittarius: Let them speak. A lot. About their own lives, about past lives, about birds and music and anything they want. The interest of a sagittarius in you is determined by YOUR interest in them: pay attention to what is being said, even if it’s kinda boring. Invite them to have a drink with you, then while they’re speaking, touch them lightly. Touch their arm, leg or shoulder (NOT in a creepy way). Sagittarius people love having true connection with others!

Capricorn: If taurus people have both feet on the ground, capricorn is completely buried below! Men and women of this sign can’t be convinced easily by just another pretty face. They need a LOT more to cut loose and start flirting with someone. Come to them slow and open-minded like you just want to get to know them, innocently. Then start to make them trust you, ask about their plans, show them you want something serious. The “opposites attract” card won’t work with this sign, if you’re not at the same vibe, just let go and move on.

Aquarius: Prepare yourself for the biggest delusion of you life! JK, aquarius are great. But really, love just isn’t a thing for them, since they are very detached from people in general. My personal advice is: try to awake their curiosity. If they’re curious about you, they won’t stop until they solve you out, just like a puzzle. Aquarius people, like aries, are moved by things that make them work for what they want! Don’t give yourself easily to them, or they’ll be bored very, very fast. Make flirting a fun and interesting thing to an aquarius and they’ll start to slowly feel attached.

Pisces: Yes, the lovesick sign of the zodiac! They’ll embrace you with their stories, soft voice, easy laughs and tight hugs. What a pisces person really needs is someone who cares for them as much as they care for other people. Asking about their day, sending them a text telling them you’re thinking about them or simply showing you’re interested in having them around will surely make a pisces person happy! Conquering them is not the hardest thing to do, but DON’T play with their feelings or you’ll see a side of this sign that not many people know about. They can be extremely vengeful and cold-hearted when it comes to having their heart broken. Flirt with them with only good intentions, they’ll probably not know if you just want a one night stand, so BE CLEAR.

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I'm a Leo and my best friend is a Virgo

the signs as i know them

aries: honest and direct, speaks their mind, extremely devoted, has a lot of energy and can’t stay still, their friends are very important to them, very loving if you’re on their good side, hates waiting for things, big personality

taurus: extremely chill, doesn’t like people taking their stuff but also very giving at the same time, don’t necessarily like food but loves to enjoy things, hates drama, good sense of humor, super focused when they want something

gemini: highly intelligent although they don’t acknowledge it, usually interested in languages, speaking or writing (anything that has to do with words), their interests are very important to them, tells it like it is, the biggest procrastinators

cancer: can read you like an open book, surprisingly grounded, a bit nerdy, their loved ones are extremely important to them, not someone you’d want as an enemy, very helpful, remembers small details about you

leo: very selfless, confident yet insecure at the same time, absorbs other people’s moods, intuitive, extremely stubborn, stands up for themselves and others, best at giving gifts and showing affection

virgo: chaotic energy, messy themselves but don’t like others being messy, great sense of humor, needs time to open up, perfectionists, great at spotting details and notices everything, too hard on themselves

libra: enjoys peace and harmony but won’t back down from a fight if you mess with them, witty and intelligent, easily makes things aesthetic, they have this comforting side to them, always thinking about a hundred things at once

scorpio: extremely loyal, not necessarily “mysterious” but does need time to open up, highly caring if you’re on their good side, prideful, super funny, wants to know everything about you but doesn’t like being questioned themselves

sagittarius: loves to joke around but is pretty serious when they know they want something, has a temper, dislikes people who aren’t honest or can’t take a joke, loves their alone time, very independent, quick-thinkers

capricorn: super goofy and sweet once you get to know them, likes to be in charge and hates being told what to do, usually enjoys some form of art, realistic, always looking for a way to improve or expand their knowledge

aquarius: not as weird as everyone makes them out to be but definitely stands out, good with people but not very social, speaks their mind and tends to see both sides of the argument, not super emotional themselves but understanding

pisces: strong, down-to-earth and practical but usually has a soft, artistic side to them too, music or some form of self-expression is very important to them, very intuitive, refuses to settle for less than they want, charismatic

what the signs need to hear

aries: you are not “too much”. people who can’t handle your energy and passion don’t deserve you. you have so much potential and the fact that you are still here and fighting despite everything shows how strong you are.

taurus: you are not lazy. just because you do things at your own pace and in your own way doesn’t make you any less hard working or valuable than other people. everyone deserves a break sometimes and sticking to your principles like you do is something worthy of commendation.

gemini: you are not a bad person. putting yourself and your priorities first is important. of course you care about others but sometimes you just need to look after yourself. you’re always there for those you care about and sometimes you just need to be there for yourself too.

cancer: you are not overreacting. you are not too sensitive. if it hurts you then it hurts you. pain is pain. your feelings are valid. feeling things is human and an advantage because you use it to understand yourself and others better and i think that is something extremely admirable.

leo: you are not selfish. you’ve been hurt before and now you don’t give all of yourself to people you meet and that’s okay. i know you would still do anything for those who you really love and that just shows how much of a selfless person you are. it’s okay not to trust everyone right away and look after yourself.

virgo: you are not boring. you might be reserved and cautious at first when you meet someone so they can’t see your true self but everyone who knows you knows how fun and authentic you are. just because some people can’t see that right away doesn’t make you any less enjoyable to be around.

libra: you are not too dependent on others. your personal relationships (platonic and romantic) just mean a lot to you and that’s not something to be ashamed of, it’s something to be proud of. trusting those who you love and giving them your all is something not everyone does and it’s worthy of praise.

scorpio: you are not evil. just because you put up a mean front because you’ve been hurt before doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. if people tell you that you’re complicated or hard to understand you need to remember that being complex is a virtue, not a flaw.

sagittarius: you are not irresponsible. both you and i know that when something really matters to you, you commit and do the job like no one else. just because not everything and everyone catches your interest doesn’t mean you lack discipline and hard work.

capricorn: you are not a failure. so you made some mistakes and maybe things didn’t turn out the way you wanted but that’s fine, it happens to everyone. the fact that you’re still going on despite that is proof enough that you’re strong and anything but a failure. i know you will succeed in the end.

aquarius: you are not an outsider. i know you feel like you don’t belong anywhere and that nobody really understands you but i promise you that you will find people in your life who are exactly like you and who will make you feel understood. until then, never doubt yourself and your uniqueness.

pisces: you are not weak. it takes a lot of strength to look for kindness in others despite being burned several times. allow yourself to love and heal. you are constantly looking for self growth and that shows how amazing of a human being you are.

one lesser known trait of the signs

aries: actually very selfless when they care about someone and will go to great lengths to make sure their loved ones are okay

taurus: has a great fashion sense and taste in aesthetics as taurus is ruled by venus, the planet of beauty

gemini: very focused when they really want something or someone, that’s when they’ll pay attention to every single detail and do their very best

cancer: actually has a great sense of humor and can make people laugh while having an honest, down-to-earth approach about it

leo: tends to worry and overthink a lot, they can be insecure or doubt themselves as they have an inner need for perfection

virgo: pretty dominant when they want to be and won’t handle other people’s stupidity

libra: very good at giving advice as they weigh all the options and consider everything before making a decision or advising someone

scorpio: very blunt when they want to be as opposed to being secretive, will tell you like it is and won’t sugarcoat it

sagittarius: actually pretty observant, especially if they care about you, they’ll remember everything you tell them and notice the little things about you

capricorn: creative, can come up with stuff pretty quickly and tends to be pretty innovative

aquarius: actually empathetic, although they may not be too emotional themselves they can easily understand others and put themselves in their shoes

pisces: can be very adventurous and down to learn new things, likes to explore and learn more about themselves and others

the signs as “negative” qualities

Aries: tries to do everything at once, doesn’t know when to stop and take care of themselves, bends over backwards for everyone even if someone did them dirty, has entirely too much on their plate

Taurus: idealistic, spends a lot of time trying to impress others, doesn’t like to apologize, eating is a coping mechanism or just addictive personalties in general, a tad codependent

Gemini: the most flip floppy people ever, what’s today’s mood?, never apologizes, in denial 90% of the time, their way is the highway, desperately needs a break, they have a hard time setting goals because their goals scare them

Cancer: the literal meaning of I’ll give you the shirt off my back, isolates themselves in fear of someone hurting them, wants to change but is scared of change, complains a lot but never takes advice people give them

Leo: no one takes them seriously because they feel they always have to portray themselves as the fun one, is actually really sad inside, honestly needs a hug, exhausted always, a crackhead

Virgo: can dish it but can’t take it, rushes everything, anxious, plans their future but forgets to live in the moment, sometimes ignores their friends because they have so much on their mind, talks about themselves a lot and sometimes forgets to ask the other person how they are

Libra: solves everyone’s problems but their own, is actually really sad and lonely, gets easily heartbroken but tries not to show it, will do anything to justify bad decisions, honestly just wants everyone to love them but doesn’t really love  their self

Scorpio: easily set off, will give anyone the cold shoulder at any time even without reason, keeps a lot in, so observant that they often times find out things that hurt them, too many “what ifs” swirling in their heads, has trouble showing their true selves

Sagittarius: impatient, brash, commitment issues, body issues, doesn’t realize they don’t need to change for anyone, has a lot of different goals to a point where they get overwhelmed, just wants to disappear and do what they want without anyone questioning them

Capricorn: scared people won’t like them unless they’re at the top of their game 24/7, takes a LOT for them to talk about their feelings, secretly struggling, fake happy, needs a plan but doesn’t know what that plan is, confident but insecure at the same time, wants to be stable but sometimes wishes they could drop everyone’s expectations of them and live normally

Aquarius: gets heartbroken like 30 times a week, trust issues, can be unmotivated and disinterested, feels they have to adapt to every person they meet so they can be liked, doesn’t know how tap into their emotions despite being very intuitive, confused, expects little

Pisces: empathetic often to a point of no return, plays the victim, doesn’t know when to say no, cynical, hermit, is very impatient, trusts everyone too much, can be secretly very critical and judgmental, can only tolerate maybe ten minutes of social interaction, needs a lot of validation

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