Unholy Communion

Something a little different I played with a bit ago. Working through some religious trauma

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. VISCERAL ATTACK !!!

うがー

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

Gnomes cannot experience hatred or bigotry.

The only gnome ever to experience a nasty thought died instantaneously of a brain aneurysm. As his body explosively vented all remaining good cheer, he rapidly transmuted into a stack of apricot honey tarts.

If I was immortal the first thing I would do is put lead shavings in wine. I want to know what the ancient greeks were on about.

If I was like, unkillable immortal, I would immediately replace all of my kitchenware with uranium glass

Serving my lead dusted wine in a glass made of uranium just to flex on the flimsy mortals.

Please elaborate on the kind of immortal here. Unkillable? Unaging? Or do you still age and just keep getting older and older? Do you still feel pain? If you lose a limb does it regenerate? If you were atomised, would you just be a scattered conciousness, becoming the screaming in the wind? If we're talking regenerate from anything, unaging kind of immortal, how do you die? When you are done with existence, and have nothing more to do, what then? When everyone and everything is dead, are you left alone, on a dying rock, as the sun expands and you boil alive in pain for millions and millions of years? Would you eventually witness the heat death of the universe and witness the last black hole dissipate through hawking radiation? And that's not even touching on memories! Do you remember everything, or do you get to the point where you forget the names of all your family and friends, your pets, your accomplishments and lessons learned through trial and error? Do you eventually forget your own name? Do you really continue being you?

Anyway, the first thing I'd do if I were immortal is eat some ice cream. I have so much time now, so why not?

You know what? Ice cream sounds pretty good rn.

#file this under posts to never read while I'm high bcs they would send me to scary america

loo what the fuck is scary america

aaaaa, over the moon with how pretty this sketch I got from thorn_paw is, it turned out soooo good ;w; 💜💚💜💚

🎨: thorn_paw on twitter

she will tear you apart

(she/they)

self reblog but she used to be my old host fursona but ever since she's gone I kinda took this Sona as an oc in her memory and because it's genuinely a cute character. her name is pon pon and they means a lot to me.

This cover from a Brazilian 2021 edition is my favorite for reasons that I think are obvious lol

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

That black dress 🐐👗🖤