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@scullyseviltwin / scullyseviltwin.tumblr.com

Reality star, actress, singer-songreader, perfumist, IBS survivor, best-selling author of a book I didn't write, and catchphrase-coiner. Denver/Boston
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there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service

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mannyblacque

Listen to Charles Haden Savage (Steve Martin) sing "Which Of The Pickwick Triplets Did It?" from the Broadway musical "Death Rattle Dazzle". The entire song is streaming now.

"Which of the Pickwick triplets did it? Who of the crew would commit this crime?"

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Well. A fridge magnet made me tear up today. ✌🏼

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Anonymous asked:

I went to school w cale and everyone said such bad thing abt him (bc umass and hockey is like a cult of organized crime) BUT LOOK AT HIS LIL FAYYCCCEEE

First of all, UMass rules (all of em, really, not just Amherst), go Minutemen, etc., etc. Secondly... do tell me more. :D

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Professional photography is expensive but our photographer apparently won an award with the first shot, so it was all worth it?

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