Don't worry about it, kiddo
help help Flash I'm being oppressed.
Don't worry Jesse, we'll do nothing to help and then destroy your character for the next ten years so everyone thinks you're Luke Skywalker again until the dawn of time
,,,
and you won't get the gucci boots with that association either
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Alright that's enough of my government mandated 3 posts before vanishing off again
I'll see you guys in the holiday special
Haven't killed me in a way that matters yet
Anonymous asked:
Still remember that password promise from 3 years ago?
Man, next you guys'll be knocking about my car's extended warranty.
you'll never guess what I found in a totally unguarded warehouse guys
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In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
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If I had this setup I’d wake people up while they’re tied to a chair and have this play once they’re fully awake
Never before have I seen anything that is so much.
Amazing. Showstopping. Incredible.
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Anonymous asked:
which is worse: the furbies or the puppets
"Oh, for SPROCK's sake. I had FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE PUPPETS DAMMIT!
"The puppets are clearly worse!"
[He’s lying]
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"I never once thought those furby mods could get more horrifying, but you've proven me wrong, James."
“Happy to be of service, Greenbean!”
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[worm offers you a small cup of rooibos tea.]
[do you accept?]
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My coworkers: what you'd do with your long weekend?
Me:
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So excited to share Sandwubby, a long furby based on the Sandworm from Beetlejuice! Clocking in at nearly 6 feet long, Sandwubby enjoys crawling on the beach and into your heart 🖤⚪🖤
Circus people are so cliquey You try to look into going back cause you’re bored and you promised a testy redhead that you’re over that whole ‘bank robbery get-away on a Rody’ thing and the MiB keeps threatening your get outta prison free card if you get caught up in another national incident just by existing in flashy pants-- and they have sooo many questions
First it’s all “Ain’t you that kid that flunked outta those wash-up acrobats?” And then they gotta swing in with that “Weren’t you on the Most Wanted list?” “I heard you died”
c’mon guys that was like, 15 years ago. I think.
#'Ain't you like 50?' wow. WOW.#i got a fancy new body I immediately blew up and returned to factory settings on cause I wanted to try to befriend some Al(chemists)#I'm like what... 15? I got the joints of a twink#but the back-burn skin of an arizonian pensioner#lemme iiiiiiiiin I just wanna play on the tightropes again