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“Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole”

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When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

i can't remember where i read it but this approach to gender blew my mind

a gender like baby teeth. like training wheels. when you're a kid they give you a gender but you might need a new version when you outgrow it, like new winter boots.

a practice gender.

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

This post is now a work of political art that is just A+

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

may the horse be with you

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

lengthened -> contracted

all skeletons are now alive

#unsettling patch notes to wake up to ( @galwednesday )

Anyone wanna engage in media criticism in a healthy productive normal manner?

Rian Johnson unhinged his jaw and swallowed my cat whole 

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape