baby thing

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

Here’s a Wired article on it.

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre