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holy shit the canaries are coal mining!!

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Canaries / 21!!! / Certified Mailman^2 [System]
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Johnny Toast truly is the character of all time. He's a ghost hunter. He's rich. He's british. He is Jewish. His grandmother is the queen of England. He's a drug addict and dealer. He has been a werewolf, zombie, and vampire. His time as a werewolf caused him to hate furries. He is friends with The Rake. If you see him dance you'll die. He had a wife but she died after witnessing him dancing. He has an evil twin. And his totally platonic best friend is some little freak who is plagued by the horrors.

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When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

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