here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
azathothsserenade
goddess of loop
God of bottoms
goddess of real
Can't save this while mobile apparently
See previous post
aladayle reblogged
This was hilarious XD
My Twitter UN
For anyone who didn’t already get it and want to keep following me:
aladayle reblogged
I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.
And gleeful as fuck. For truly, the internet is for porn.
WAIT
…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.
mxponysyn
Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂
Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).
nate-the-smutt-blogger
I… I am very confused, but excited
Pornhub, first cleaning the snow off streets when the US government doesnt, now offering what Tumblr never could do right.
Always open, and always helpful. Thanks pornhub.
aladayle reblogged
Mr Stark, here is my report for tonight, I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Oh and I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro so…yeah, that was nice.
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir. Jon Watts
Lol this relationship is just Twilight/Celestia for boys
aladayle reblogged
Dragon Ball creators and fans! WHERE ARE YOU HEADIN’?
Please reblog and add what platforms you enjoy to help others find a new place to enjoy the fandom. :) Feel free to add your own links!
Fuck… I hate twitter, but I think there is no other choice, here is my link…
mr-karrot
Same here. Please follow my twitter u_u
(@mrkarrot3): https://twitter.com/mrkarrot3?s=09
Already on Ao3 with this username. My Twitter handle is tamalebrin :)
All it took for me to start using Twitter
Was tumblr shutting down its adult content policy.
aladayle reblogged
Dear tumblr...
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio CEO
Say goodbye to your users, Tumblr. This is like pornhub saying "We will no longer allow porn."
COLLAB: Blurring The Lines
My half of a collaboration with @ladytygrycomics . Frieza/soul action :D
It was a very long and very trying day.
And Frieza was loathe to admit it, but he needed some time alone. Time alone to relax--he couldn't destroy anyone, as would have been his usual, but he could at least have a nice warm bath.
Warm, but not too hot. The water was tested and he luxuriated in the glow of it, before actually getting around to washing up.
Then, rather suddenly, there was the feeling of being watched.
He didn't care, and stretched out further, until nothing but his head was above the water, and relaxation was seeping into every part of his body.
It was like a strange cool breeze, that feeling, and it didn't fade over time. The soul was enjoying this right along with him.
daisyvains
SEND ME A FACE
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog
(¬_¬) - You should go away
(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)
(° o °) - you shock me
(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you
(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you
（°Д°） - You scare me
( T_T ) - You annoy me
(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…
(・・;) - How did I end up here?
(UnU) - you never talk to me
(>∇<) - we should rp!
(≧∇≦) - WE NEED RP SMUT ME YOU NAO
(^///^) - Something too naughty to say
(X ~ X) - Delete your blog
Because why not.
epochayur-deactivated20150920
steveisoncrack
HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
…I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
titaniumbovine
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
ilovecountryeverything
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
thesixtysevenchevyimpala
IT’S BACK
f-i-v-e-byfive
WHY IS THIS BACK
petrovasinspace
WHYYYYY
swindontownswoodilypooper
oh shit
I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back
phanfruit
it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas
Ohmygod
It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD
nogoawayok
i think this is gonna be a problem
I’m in some Italian backroad. I don’t think I’m getting home anytime soon.
aladayle reblogged
My DBZ-addled brain took this and had me wondering what kind of D&D campaign the villains would go through in hell.
With King Cold as the DM obviously.
“No, you can’t be all-powerful.”
“No, Cell, your warrior CANNOT use the magic sword. It’s for good-aligned characters only. ...how do you BECOME good? I don’t know, help an old lady cross the street or something.”
“You ate food from an ancient crypt. I think the skeleton horde is the LEAST of your worries right now.”
COM: What Did You Expect?
This is a commission for junkconnoisseur . Warning, this is a LONG story, about 27 pages.
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As Cell touched down just outside the festival gates, he remembered what Baba had said.
Three days. She and Yemma’d given him three days to do three nice things, unassisted by anyone else--he supposed that meant no one would have to goad him into it or something. It made very little sense, but he was never the sort of a man to turn down an opportunity. And maybe she didn’t mean to hold up her end of the bargain, but maybe she did. In any case it was a relief to be out of that hell they’d devised for him. .
Of course, there’d also been rules. He couldn’t kill anyone unless it was to save someone else, he couldn’t tell anyone who he was (but he didn’t have to deny it, so there was that? Not that it mattered much)...and a whole bunch of other things. If he managed to do the three nice things, as well as not violate any of the terms Baba had set out for him, he’d be a free man.