So like.... How do you hide house arrest from your parents...
Youre going to get removed from the void @not-him-someone-else
Lol I'm kinda back hmu for details
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Anonymous asked:
thank you for being you and steeling legs
Ha!
Beeing
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*un bakes your bread*
How dare.... Fix it or I fix you
Good luck with that many have tried
*narrows gaze* I will visiously vibe check you with a mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall who has the most brain damage of them all
*grabs mirror* you will if you don't fix my bread
*smashes mirror against head* fix. The. Bread
Fine but only if you clean up all this glass
Fine *starts pulling the glass out of your head* youre lucky you cant bleed
I was talking more about the floor I hate sweeping *starts baking bread*
Screw sweeping*snaps fingers and glass dissapers*
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*un bakes your bread*
How dare.... Fix it or I fix you
Good luck with that many have tried
*narrows gaze* I will visiously vibe check you with a mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall who has the most brain damage of them all
*grabs mirror* you will if you don't fix my bread
*smashes mirror against head* fix. The. Bread
Fine but only if you clean up all this glass
Fine *starts pulling the glass out of your head* youre lucky you cant bleed
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so-doggone-funny
#GrowingUpWithGlasses
Hey look kids!!! Its me
thatsmollfluff
#growingupwithglasses me when I try to hug my gf who also has glasses and we hit each other in the face with them
Either youre short or your gfs toll
Source: on.mash.to
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so-doggone-funny
#GrowingUpWithGlasses
Hey look kids!!! Its me
Source: on.mash.to
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*un bakes your bread*
How dare.... Fix it or I fix you
Good luck with that many have tried
*narrows gaze* I will visiously vibe check you with a mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall who has the most brain damage of them all
*grabs mirror* you will if you don't fix my bread
*smashes mirror against head* fix. The. Bread
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Flower Ask
DAISY: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
CARNATION: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
JASMINE: What color looks best on you?
FOXGLOVE: Name three facts about your family?
ALLIUM: What’s the best thing you can cook?
ORANGE BLOSSOM: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
CALLA LILY: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
POINSETTIA: Favorite holiday dish?
OXLIP: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
PRIMROSE: Favorite kind of soup?
DAFFODIL: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone?
AMSONIA: Would you ever become a vegan?
PEONY: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
TULIP: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
MYRTLE: Do you like going on airplanes?
HIBISCUS: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
ZINNIA: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
POPPY: What color was your childhood home?
HYDRANGEA: Starbucks order?
VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from?
LOCUST: What was your favorite book as a child?
RHODODENDRON: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
QUEEN ANNE’S LACE: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
MAGNOLIA: Favorite kind of candy?
ASTER: Would you rather be cold or hot?
MARIGOLD: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?
HELICONIA: Do you like when it rains?
AZALEA: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
DANDELION: Do you think you’re important?
yalltookmyurlideas
:0 these look fun!!
Send me some!
thesamenord reblogged
*un bakes your bread*
How dare.... Fix it or I fix you
Good luck with that many have tried
*narrows gaze* I will visiously vibe check you with a mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall who has the most brain damage of them all
*grabs mirror* you will if you don't fix my bread
thesamenord reblogged
*un bakes your bread*
How dare.... Fix it or I fix you
Good luck with that many have tried
*narrows gaze* I will visiously vibe check you with a mirror
thesamenord reblogged
*un bakes your bread*
How dare.... Fix it or I fix you
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PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this.
geometricdeathtrap
I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
- Do not touch it
- Do not touch it
- Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
- Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
- Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.
trenzalord
when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary
Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else
fullofsinfullust
there was a bunch of these at disneyland
askthegrandhighboob
i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them.
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news
sparklefairydust
PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.
youkoofthelovespot
Please spread this information!
the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand
rootintootinrasputin
we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car. :c
Shared before, but sharing again.
cvs-store
this isnt my blog type but its really important
otomeboyimagines
Please be aware and be careful. These can harm people, pets, property and wildlife.
If you see one, keep your distance and wait for it to go off on its own.
My brother delt with one by putting a large metal bowl over it, but that’s extremely dangerous as well.
Be safe please.
alicemadnessliddell
SIGNAL BOOST. I HAVEN’T SEEN THESE BUT WILL KEEP A LOOK OUT.
handsomehugz
Repost this if you see it. Please. You could save someone’s life.
autumnthejokerat
KEEP REBLOGING TO SPREAD AWARENESS
strange-goblin-girl
What the fuck is wrong with people???
autumnthejokerat
I wish I knew
What the fuck
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*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*
strugglingpansexual
*starts song over because I just didn’t time it correctly with my daydream*
*starts song over because someone decided to be a dick and disturbed my daydream*
mimsidoodles
constant mood
*starts song over because I interrupted my own daydream*
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@ my mutuals (you guys know who you are)
Source: animatedtext
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departmentsaur
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
Best Bedtime Routine