gladly beyond

Lorelei ~ 1892 ~ Friedrich Ernst Wolfrom (German artist, 1857-1920)

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

I hath blown up mine university lab.

"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

tony soprano would be an ipad dad he would say “i never use that thing” but hes in bed watching animal videos

was a mistake

Another unforgivable crime of the French. Truly a blighted nation

Whyn Lewis "Lying Low"

"but are you normal about-" NO i am not normal. but i am making every effort to be thoughtful and compassionate. i think maybe we should all be more thoughtful about valorizing normality.

february 28th? whats next, february 29th?

don't ever believe those cunts that say "mushrooms take on the flavour of whatever it was they were cooked in". you are eating a mushroom. you cannot run from this

Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

i was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all