Paris night #1

Y'all be dating weirdos then blaming it on the zodiac

Ed Sheeran brings Andrea Bocelli on stage at Wembley Stadium to sing Perfect, June 14, 2018. 

liam : me and cheryl have broken up </3

niall : this is so sad , alexa play the wii golf soundtrack

I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.

Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating.  It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.

Not a day passes where I don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because I’m on the path to destroy my ego so I won’t be embarrassed anymore

women be hoarding small meaningful objects

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

*me flirting with someone* so i’ve never liked living in a body

@randomimpulse: . @edsheeran Imagine if I never met the broskiiiii

when you are bilingual and forget how to say something…in both languages.