okay but @ prime you need to give us a full body version of The Scene. you know which one. you dont get to just dump three separate pics of the Aftermath and run. we've been so brave and deserve a full body shot of The Scene. release the mf tapes cowards please
(hank ebullient he's meeting his match)
“miss piggy could do better than kermit” and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. she’s a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. she’s extraordinarily by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesn’t WANT better. she wants KERMIT.
we need to respect a beautiful womans choice to have the most wonderful cringefail husband in the world. ok.
This meme leapt into my head earlier at work, so I had to make it
it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one
Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person
love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”
My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’
How to spoon:
What
HOW TO SPOON
this is the only heritage post that matters to me
The most beautiful wedding in cinematic history ✨
Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over
this is how right of way works on college campuses
been seeing this tag on ao3 called “mutually unrequited” and i dont mean to nitpick but like….thats not…..what it means…………..
“mutually unrequited” okay so they just don’t like each other
Wait this is actually a hilarious concept, they both think the other is in love with them but they both are very not in love with each other but they try to be nice and end up going on dates to not hurt the other’s feelings while trying to figure out how to let the other down gently but it keeps spiraling
and he was the fire lord’s ambassador….. oh my god he was the fire lord’s ambassador
New Crow Time! It’s the Hound Knight. He’s a good boy!!!
best gif in the universe
me when i’m wriggling
Wigglin' Wednesday
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
self isolating to cope is great until you look up one day and years have passed and you realise no one knew you when you were 18 or 19 or 20 or 21 and now they never will
the great thing about un-isolating yourself is that you can literally start making friends whenever you want, and most people will continue to do so through the rest of their lives. you will meet new people at 28 and 37 and 43 and 56 and 61 and 72 and 85 and 94 who will love you.
you will spend the rest of your life meeting people who will love you.
