Pick a Star

smthn i threw together bc i love how y2k “sleemo” is sorry not sorry i love some corny lingo

and a mashed up obi wan very on brand

also i am working on my commissions sheet and istg i’m gonna have that up by the end of the week (school has been unforgiving)… aaagghhhhh

also my art insta is @corukant in case anyone has an itch to follow me on there 🫡🫡🫡

Feyre and Lucien with his brothers😐 they’re just playing tag yall i swear🥰🫶

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.

I work in gaming and do this all the time. I learnt long ago that no matter what games I name, when a guy demands I name what I'm playing, that they will shit on them.

So now I just make shit up when they try to "catch me out" and listen as they list how wrong I am and all the things wrong with something that doesn't even exist. It's a wonderful hobby and I heartily recommend it.

At this hearing, I stand before my fellow members of The Tortured Poets Department with a summary of my findings. 

Album tonight. 

Fortnight music video tomorrow at 8pm et.

https://taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoetsdepartment

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".

[ID: #you can take the boy out of church but church has to be taken out of the boy like shrapnel #one bloody piece at a time. End ID.]

the wedding ring lyric in the tortured poet's department song killed me- how am i supposed to listen to lover (song) without thinking about that!?

Rhaenyra Targaryen portrayed by Milly Alcock and Emma D'Arcy

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excited to share my pieces for the @kenobizine !

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

I'm gonna link to the animations in case y'all either don't remember or have never heard of some of these.

A quick note: these were made in the 2000s. Comedy is subjective, there's some strong examples of dark and/or "lolz teh random" humor in these. Maybe some cultural blindness, too. That said, enjoy a time capsule of stuff made before/during the birth of Youtube, now hosted on Youtube.

Kenya

Salad Fingers, episode 2

End of Ze World

Schfifty Five

The Hamster Dance

Badgers

"Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt

Charlie the Unicorn

The Llama Song

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

bbc merlin - 03x07 The Castle of Fyrien

we've all seen merlin with a sword. tempted to say arthur's reaction wasn't just fair, but if anything too small. also, yeah, probably best to keep sharp objects away from him regardless.

in a medieval groupchat nobody would make fun of your typo they would just assume that its a new spelling youre going with and roll with it