Call me Roy G. Biv

my lord i fear i must inform you that you have reblogged a post made by the general whose forces encircle my fortress. please delete it posthaste

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

I didn't even care about the result, the questions here are just delightful

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

so now we need a handjob button right

proposal

im not calling it "delicious in dungeon". anyone who calls it that should be forced to do the blood test from "the thing"

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

hey i’m nosy

there’s uuuuh obviously a lot i could’ve listed, so pick whichever category’s closest

this game is insane

Asked for a doctor's note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like "yeah sure no problem" and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO

Me: man it would suck if I got my T confiscated by customs so I should get a note explaining that I have it for legitimate reasons just in case

The note in question: this man may or may not fucking die if you take his medication away from him. This medication may or may not be integral to his daily survival. Do you want his blood on your hands yes or no

Help that's so funny

favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)

studies show that 99% of Grievers move past the bargaining stage of grief right before they get back what they lost #keepbegging

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"