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No Low Class

@stoney-star

Do it for the masses as time passes I'll be looking through the window with black onyx glasses. 19/No Minors, Haters or pedophyllic imitators. Smoke one up and let's disapper🏞
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mybuckystar

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

  • you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty
  • you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables
  • depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age
  • eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)
  • it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe
  • don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school
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glumshoe

forests are great and all but have you considered: tall grass prairies

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bambi-eyes420
prettyboyshyflizzy

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

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ayellowbirds
  1. That’s an Australian accent.
  2. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
  3. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.
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thyrell

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

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patrickat

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

GIF by funnygoblin
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sbsrandomshitblog

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

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systlin

7; that victory wasn’t even close

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