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@thumbaelinaa

twentyone+ | she/her | horny on main 24/7 | 18+
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i fucking hate australia i got up at 4am this morning, christmas morning, to go to the bathroom and a giant ass fucking spider is just sitting behind the door like hello and i looked at it and like the first thought that occurred to me was “you’re not santa”

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pipermintz

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

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reblogged
Bankotsu: has anyone told you you’re really fucking annoying?
Jakotsu, hurt: no....
Bankotsu: Damn. I was looking for a reason to kill someone today
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