Too much fanfiction

Muad'Dib

This came to me in a vision

me when @lilbeanz posts:

It’s an old tradition that during a leap year women could propose to men. This was usually depicted as old or ugly women trapping men, but some art focused more on the role reversal and could be quite cute.

I have a soft spot in my heart for the last one because it plays on the idea of “undesirable” people, a tall masculine woman and a shy effeminate man, finding each other but instead of mocking them depicts it as sweet that she could finally ask him because he was too shy and insecure to ask her.

Turns out the story of the last picture continues. Apparently the guy’s father isn’t convinced the woman can provide for his son.

Also, I found some more cute ones

@sneez

Hence the now infamous headline:

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

Now we're all fantasizing about her soup.

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

This mini-comic was written by @laurenjames​ and drawn by me, Alice Oseman!

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Lauren James is the author of many Young Adult novels, including Green Rising, The Quiet at the End of the World and The Loneliest Girl in the Universe. You can follow her on Twitter @lauren_e_james or Instagram @laurenelizjames, and read her fandom-based murder mystery online at https://gottiewrites.wordpress.com.

Regular Heartstopper updates return on the 1st January 2022.

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What you didn’t know you needed was fem RAMC!Barrow 😂 featuring masc!OB

Someone needs to take faceapp away from me 😂

What an appropriate time to rise from the dead.  It’s Halloween! My piece for @dghdabigbang is ready! It’s an illustration for @whatevsbla ‘s amazing fic “The Interconnectedness of Death and Game Nights”. For the first time I worked with another fellow russian-speaker so it really was a great time for me personally. Now goooooo and read it! Thanks to the Mods (as always) for keeping it all fun and spooky.

being a longtime follower of an average Tumblr blog is like walking into a cafe for a cup of coffee once and then continuing to go there every morning for nine years even though it’s now a mattress store

and every now and again the shopkeeper just hands you a cup of coffee, just never when you expect it