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@imactuallynotsorry / imactuallynotsorry.tumblr.com

Huge fan of the way we all collectively ignore reality. Also I clown for Robin
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txemrn

Somewhere Else

Book: The Nanny Affair, Book 3

Word Count: ~4730 (I haven't written TNA in a loooong time... I had a lot to say)

Summary: Brynn (MC) reminisces about her whirlwind of a wedding day that was filled with jitters and professions of love.

Warning: a little language; fluff; bits of angst

AN: This is my submission for @moodmusicmonday's the Luck of the Draw! I'm not exactly a Swiftie, but this was so much fun, gleaning inspo from a song I otherwise would never have known! Thank you to whoever sent it, and to my amazing counter-part @sfb123 (who... I don't know if y'all know this, but she has been running MMM for most--if not all--of 2023): thank you for hosting this event, sister! You did a GREAT job!

A/N 2: These characters, some of the plot and even some of the dialogue belong to our friends at Pixelberry! Not truly preread or beta'd, so please excuse my errors!

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saint-siren

A World For Her Alone | Things lost, things beloved

cw (chapter specific): murder, misogyny, infidelity, forced marriage, suicide

pairing: claude x fem!reader

summary: The aftermath of loss takes its toll and with the walls closing in, reader is left with one choice. Whether she knows it or not.

author's note: Felix is reader's knight! How fun! Boy, I sure hope nothing bad happens in this one!

The sunlight was blinding as soon as your eyes opened yet again and you were hit with a horrid feeling of loss. Seconds ago you were hearing your child’s cries, just moments ago. You had lost them. The realization of that sunk in slowly, as slow as the seconds had gone while you had given birth. You were stumbling before you knew it and the world turned on its side before you caught yourself on the table.

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fake it till you make it

pt. one | pt. two

characters: iwaizumi hajime x gn!reader

eris’ notes: everyone say thank u emp for helping me. anyways i’m suuuuper excited for this series so like let’s hope it goes well <3

warnings: none

when you bumped into your brother’s childhood best friend on the sidewalks of japan, not knowing he was even back in the country, of course you were ecstatic to see him. after a tight hug and many cheery words of greeting, the two of you decided it would be nice to grab lunch together, to catch up.

you didn’t expect the conversation of ‘catching up’ to take this turn though.

what?” you choke on your drink, hitting your chest a few times to get through the coughs. “hajime, you’re joking.”

“do i look like i’m joking?” iwaizumi asks, eyebrow raised and elbows crossed on the table. “listen, you know i wouldn’t ask for this if i wasn’t desperate. just help me out, okay? just this one time.”

your eyes narrow at him, your lips twisting to the side. honestly you’d probably do any favor for him, really, but maybe you like seeing him squirm a little bit.

“what’s in it for me?”

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acerosedrop

My ever-growing collection of MHA Ultra Stage gifs has become very Kirishima/Bakugou centric and I’m Living for all of it,

Like look at this cuteness,

Getting all pumped for the sports festival (ignore the atrocity that is Mineta),

Get those 10,000,000 Points✨

BAKUGOU WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO DO HERE YOU BIG NERD YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE HIM HANGING.

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sakuzaddy

play pretend (sakusa x f!reader)

Chapter 8

It’s Sunday, and usually you would spend the whole day studying or watching your favorite shows. However, Asami decided to drag you somewhere, changing your plans for the day.

 You and Asami walk inside the mall, her arms linked to yours as she pulls you to a boutique. You can practically see her grey eyes sparkling as she scans each rack, looking for the perfect dress that she can show off at school tomorrow.

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iwadori

when you awoke at 3 am by a phone call claiming your boyfriend got in a fight with your ex, kuroo tetsurou, you could only sigh and trudge out of bed, preparing to deal with the unnecessary stress of that you seem to receive whenever kuroo’s around.

“i’m breaking up with you, i could deal with you saying your ex would ‘be around,’ but i’m not cool with him starting a fight he can’t finish,” your boyfriend —now ex boyfriend— scoffs at you as you enter the club, storming past you before you can even ask what happened. “oh and by the way tell your ex he should start hitting the gym if he doesn’t want to get his ass beat again.”

at the mention of kuroo you look over to find him sitting down with an ice pack against his face—which was already forming a black eye.

“really kuroo?” you ask, walking over to him as he looks up to you with a dazed smile, “did you seriously have to go pick a fight with my boyfriend and lose?”

“why did you automatically take his side?” he complains, “and besides he’s the one that started it, he was talking shit about you, so i handled it.”

“you handled it poorly,” you said, taking the ice pack from his hands and pressing it to his face yourself. he winces at the cold touch, but eventually relaxes into the feeling.

“i couldn’t have just sat and let him say all those things about you, y/n,” he said. “why were you with him anyways, he’s an asshole”

“i guess i have a thing for assholes,” you said, more to yourself than him as you realise that the only relationships you’ve been in have ended horribly.

you could see kuroo stiffen at your insult, but he continues speaking, “don’t you want to know what he said about you?”

“what’s the point?” you ask bitterly, “he already broke up with me, and even though it didn’t actually help, it seems that you defended me anyway.”

“I’m sorry, y/n” he apologised. “i didn’t mean to be the reason you’re unhappy again.”

“it’s fine,” you said. “you weren’t wrong, he was a bit of an asshole”

“so why were you with him?”

“I don’t know, I just wanted somebody to love me,” you said, feeling pathetic as you spoke to your ex.

“but I still love you,” he says, and he moves your hand that was pressed against his face with the ice pack placing it down next to you.

“i know you do,” you whisper, “but kuroo, i just can’t - can we not talk about this right now.”

“when will we talk about this then?” he persists.

“i don’t know, maybe when you’re not bloody and bruised and i didn’t just get broken up with,” you deadpan.

“y/n, one day i’ll get you back,” he said.

“i’m going home now,” you say softly, not wanting to stop or encourage kuroo’s agenda. you stand up and give him a curt smile handing him the ice pack, “look after yourself, alright?”

he nods with a smile, appreciating that you came here — and he knew you probably came for your boyfriend, but you stayed for him, and that gave kuroo hope.

“hey, y/n,” he calls just before you leave, “I know I may have loss this fight, but I wont stop fighting for you,”

“you’re such a sap, kuroo,” you retort, chuckling at his lame joke, feeling nostalgic as you remember all the times you were subjected to hearing kuroo’s witty comments, “go home, kuroo, i’ll talk to you later…”

read part 1 2 3 here (not really essential but you can if you want more context and feels)

a/n: I hope you enjoyed this oneeee people, let me know what you think.

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Averagely Popular Opinion: Robin is still cute and I don't care if he's with Sofia, they deserve to talk about what's between them! Give them a romantic scene or one of those 30 diamond scenes 😭💕

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darkxdevils

you tease him. you tease him all day. about almost everything.

his exes, his dorky ways of eating ice cream, him choking on his own saliva, tripping over his shoelaces, having weird cravings at 3am at night.

but you didn't ever think of the outcome. you never thought the idea of getting punished by him would make you cum.

after all these years of teasing and spending time as friends, here you were. with him, on his roommate's couch, getting railed to slow rock music.

his pace kept getting sloppier. you knew he almost reached his limit, and even if you denied, you know you did too.

"I'm cumming!" he said and bottomed out inside your dripping hole. both of you came together. nobody, no one at all, had fucked you so good. but you had something to talk about.

"hey, Suna?", you asked.

Suna lighted a cigarette.

"yea", he replied with a tired and raspy voice.

"what are we then?"

"nothing, i just like that sweet pussy o' yours."

"cool, yea, just clearing stuff out. I don't want you to fall in love or something."

"im not gonna, dumbass."

but you knew, that you had fallen in love with him way back. on the first day you two had met at the game.

it was love at first sight. all you could do is hope he never found out.

would he ever see you again, if he did?

you had to find out.

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dracogotgame

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

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Here are the thieves btw:

im actually physically ill

Keep this post alive so that when CARLOS is old enough he’ll know these KIDNAPPERS stole him from his MOTHER!

Guatemalan mom: “Please help me my son was taken from me”

Those two assholes: “Lol finders keepers bitch lmao”

Carlos was taken from his mom, Encarnacion Bail Romero after she was arrested during a work raid. Her words, “Nobody could help me because I don’t speak English,” are still resonating deeply within me. This child was kidnapped from a loving mother, and she went to hell and backwards trying to get him back, and a judge literally told her she had no rights to her own child.

Completely unfit parents can get their children back like it’s nothing and this poor woman who loves her child and just wants him with her again cannot? How is this not human trafficking/kidnapping? 

Also:

The judge said the biological mother had no rights to even see her child, according to the mother’s lawyer.

Asked if the Mosers would allow Bail Romero to see the child, the Mosers’ attorney, Joseph Hensley, said the couple was “not willing to comment on that at this time.” source

reminder that many children are funneled specifically to Christian families and communities for the same reasons they always have: destroy culture, stack votes, add bodies to communities that otherwise wouldn’t hold majorities. it is literal, actual trafficking.

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trashmouse

This is a part of genocide.  Removing the children from their parents, who generally desperately love and want to raise them, and placing them with white American families is a way to erase their culture from existence without the ugliness of directly killing children.  But it’s still ugly, and it cares nothing for the actual welfare of the child.

:’(

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spikesbimbo

ok but fwb suna who fucks the absolute shit out of you, not because he’s into leaving you limping. But its an excuse to have you spend the night as you can barely move. Not wanting to accept nor admit his feelings, just wanting to keep you around him as long as he can.

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Anonymous asked:

i saw that you also like robin x MC (TNA), soooo... how about robin x mc and “i'm just an arrogant son of a bitch who can't admit when he's sorry."? no worries if not!!

she rolled her eyes at him. well, that much was true. “but are you actually sorry?” anna stressed, folding her arms underneath her chest.

he certainly wasn’t sorry about the way he was looking at her, dropping his eyes to the neckline of her dress before lifting them guiltily again. “for speaking to you that way -- yes. i was out of line. for finally asking about what’s going on between you and sam? no. not in the slightest.”

that was probably to be expected. she knew they hadn’t been subtle, and part of her had been waiting for the other shoe to drop ever since the engagement party. there was no denying that robin had known something was up between her and sam, that night.

“well, like i told you on sunday, there’s nothing going on between me and sam.” maybe there would be, in another life, but in this one -- “i’m just his nanny.”

“anna.” robin shot her a look of disbelief, his face contorted in a way that was almost funny. “you can’t possibly think that. you’re not just anything.” he paused, clearing his throat uncomfortably. “to anyone.”

the right thing to do would be to ignore his addendum. addressing it would only bring more complications into her life, and there’d be so very many, lately. 

but she couldn’t just ignore it. she licked her lips and watched his eyes narrow in on them. “what do you mean, to anyone?”

he winced. “don’t make me spell it out for you.” robin seemed genuinely agonized by the prospect.

something about watching him squirm made her smile a little. “no, i’m going to,” she insisted, arms still folded, posture still defensive.

robin sighed, swiveling his eyes to the ceiling. he looked like he was seriously regretting his decision to even ask her to talk in the first place. “come on, anna. you know how i feel about you.”

she lifted a hand to tap her chin. “hmmmm. i’m not sure that i do.”

in an instant, his frustrated expression cleared into a charming smile. she blinked at him, surprised by the sudden shift. “then maybe i should take you out on a real date. tonight. and tell you all about it. would that be sufficient?”

well... yes, but she couldn’t shake the feeling that she’d just lost their argument, somehow, especially as she started to blush, a little flustered by the intensity that was burning in his eyes. “maybe.”

“well, maybe i’ll pick you up at eight, then,” he said, straightening his jacket smoothly. robin winked at her, then turned and walked out the door.

her brow furrowed. anna stared at the spot he’d been standing in, completely confused. what the hell just happened?  

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