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​this worked last night lets go for round two

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

I’m ready

Imagine how you might feel if your wildest and most wonderful fantasies were brought to life. That’s probably how a child would feel if their drawings of strange and wondrous characters were turned into real-life plush toys, which is exactly what Budsies does.

Budsies takes children’s drawings and reinterprets them as 16-inch-tall hypoallergenic plush toys – but they’ll take playful adults’ drawings, too.

NO DON’T GIVE THIS TO TUMBLR USERS THIS IS A GRAVE MISTAKE

CAN PEOPLE OF ALL AGES DO THIS

BECAUSE IMAGINE IF AN ARTIST WANTED A PLUSH OF THEIR OC

THEY’D HAVE THEIR OWN PLUSH OF THEIR OC

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

YES!

via their facebook

welp i know what i want for my birthday oops

You can also make a plush out of a selfie/picture.

Budsies are introducing Petsies soon. To decide who the first 100 people to get Petsies, Budsies will be holding a raffle. Raffle tickets are free and winners are random. Petsies regularly cost $199, but the first 100 raffle winners can order their Petsies for $99 and the next 1,000 winners pay $149. The first 100 winners announced March 15th. Additional batches of winners will be announced weekly thereafter. 

OMFG OMFG OMFG

OMGOMGOMGOMGOGM

@brightgoat @11dragonmaster

OH. MY. GOD.

I NEED THIS

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

I want this post everywhere

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

Ooh, interesting historical note.

I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly

Canon Santa not fanon Santa

The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know

read this. then read it again. read it until you finally understand.

#BlackLivesMatter

#JusticeforGeorgeFloyd

“I would say, arguing that you don’t care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don’t care about free speech, because you have nothing to say.”

–Edward Snowden

full interview –> here

Compelling argument!

Wow, that is spot on. I always want my privacy, I don’t even like the new cashless toll collection system. State government doesn’t need to know where I am going

post is over 3 years old and has under 1000 notes, why am I not surprised

Crows are scary They

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

Best birbs !!

your son is Beautiful and Strong

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

Like, I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with a crow, but they are a really smart animal, they aren’t scary You just want to be nice to them because they will know and they will remember, and they will pay you back if you treat them a certain way.

As a side note, I volunteered at a rehab (Hope for Wildlife), where they were rehabbing a crow with a broken wing–who was named Russell Crow. He kept pulling his bandage off so a sleeve was cut off some old clothing and put on him like a little sweater. 

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I don’t think I’ll ever not reblog this. This posts makes me cry and smile at the same time.

He’s so handsome!!

I would trust a crow with my life

i remember seeing a crow at a beach one time with my twin & out of nowhere he goes, “it’s moe the crow, a crow named moe!” we laughed, but needless to say, we made a crow friend because he sat on our beach umbrella & chilled there until my parents got back from swimming

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

Hunter x Reader (Overwhelmed)

This request was from @xsugaryxsweetx​ and I hope you all like it. I do not own Star Wars or any characters. WARNINGS:Injury, Healing, Multiple Orgasms, Fingering, First Time and SMUT (duh)

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It had been an ambush and Clone Force 99 and you had been dealing with them easily. “This is a lot more fun when they actually present a challenge” Wrecker boasted. “Well at least this will be over quickly”, Crosshair grumbled. “Keep blasting I want to get this over with!”, Hunter yelled to them. You were cutting through the droids with ease and before much longer you all had decimated the droids. 

“Alright looks like dinner will be on time tonight boys”, you chuckled putting your lightsaber away. Wrecker cheered as you made your way back to them. It all happened so fast Hunter pushing you and the sound of a distant blaster going off. Crosshair raised his rifle and fired at the sniper nailing it as it fell off a cliff. You whirled around at Tech yelling Hunter’s name, and the sight of Hunter clutching his side.

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Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Big Mom Energy

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke

….. and you just feel it immediately …..

“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”

“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”

“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”

“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”

“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”

“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”

Boy

wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit

The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.

Pro level moves include:

Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes

Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.

And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that

the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min

LMAO^

ayoooooo!!!!! lol

Lmaooo where the lies at

It all makes sense now 🤔

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂 the last comment

Woooooow y'all fake 😭

It….all makes sense….oh my gah.

but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father

😂😂😂😂

Throw this entire post away

The comment with the spongebob gif is too  accurate

Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh

Until you get a girl who loves to ride…😈

^^^^^

And it’s fucked up cause you pulled out already and once she get on she’s NOT STOPPING 😩

You start thinking about Baby names, homeschooling & what type of hair care products yo children finna need because she bouncing like she definitely wants twins

You done told her you bust 39 Bounces ago and now the Pussy Mariana Trench level moist and you there like :

All facts!!

lmfaoooooooooo 😂😂

All moves included

Y'all are hell! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“She bouncin like she wants twins” I CANT 😂😂😂

the strut (NOW IN HQ)

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

And I just got paid!

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.