Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

no see the thing is I think he has a point

there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like

what shall i be for today silly orr....... scared? *holding them close to my body in turns like outfits*

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

Why would they order the options this way.

does anyone know when we get to stop being afraid

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

my sex jokes are purely theoretical i behave like a monk/serial killer in real life

Benadryl madness masterpost

I am fascinated by the correlation between benadryl and specifically spiders.